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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2003 12:18:24 pm PST #5132 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Me: How do you stick something in a bra without sticking it in the cup? Isn't that what the cup is *for*?

ita: Mmm. When I stick bills in my bra, it's always under the strap. The oral care strips went under the band, in front, between the ladies. But they could also go in the cup, cleavage side, or in the bit of the cup facing downwards.

And I really should have gone into the washroom before testing.

Katie M - Dec 23, 2003 3:58:35 pm PST #5133 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Jess PMoon in RotK:

In the movies, the good guys (other than the Fellowship) are represented by a country run by a madman and a country run by a guy with a death wish and no tactical skills. Not much to root for, when you think about it.

Volans - Dec 23, 2003 5:00:45 pm PST #5134 of 10000

move out and draw fire

...then Matt brings it home:

And Jess pegs the reason I'm a Canadian sympathizer rather than U.S. or Great Britian

Trudy Booth - Dec 23, 2003 8:39:17 pm PST #5135 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Our Matty is on a roll...

Matt the Bruins fan: The one good thing about living in a self-sufficient cultural backwater? Nuclear War wasn't that big a worry.

Trudy Booth - Dec 24, 2003 5:10:58 am PST #5136 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Just cackled in the office, drew stares...

NoiseDesign: Oh, and I chatted with Mom for a bit, and I've found out that they met my biological mom, her name is Heather. She was 18 when she had me and that my dad was apparently a golf pro who knocked her up.

I guess I should try my hand at golf.

Theodosia - Dec 24, 2003 9:08:13 am PST #5137 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Trudy Booth:

I take comfort in the fact that Vulcans get less slutty looking as the centuries proceed.

sj - Dec 25, 2003 7:16:16 am PST #5138 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

scrappy in Bitches:

I hope everyone finds their own happiness today, even if is has to be grabbed in short doses in between coping with dopes!

Cindy - Dec 26, 2003 4:08:04 am PST #5139 of 10000

Nobody

In Natter...

Betsy HP: One of Princess Anne's bull terriers, the same one that attacked two children in a park earlier this year, killed one of the Queen's corgis.

DXMachina: We. Are not. Amused.

Cindy - Dec 26, 2003 4:09:41 am PST #5140 of 10000

Nobody

In Natter...

Allyson: I have lost the ability multitask. Damn.

Aimée: I have lost the ability to task.

Jon B. - Dec 26, 2003 9:32:20 am PST #5141 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

One month, for 180 posts, ago, Ken asked:

This just brought up a question - has Lorne ever sung "It's not easy being green"?

And the long-awaited answer is -- Yes! In "The House Always Wins" (season 4, where the gang rescues Lorne out of Vegas).

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