She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


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victor infante - Oct 24, 2002 11:37:06 pm PDT #513 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Burrell: It's not like I want him to die. It's just that someone's gotta go.

Trudy: Tim, how much do you enjoy that we assume this?

Tim: Trudy, I think ya'll have a healthsome blood lust.


victor infante - Oct 24, 2002 11:47:09 pm PDT #514 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

PMM: I'm wearing the pelt of Doyle on my head right now, and it's fuckin' great.

Because context is for wimps.


DXMachina - Oct 25, 2002 7:12:58 am PDT #515 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Theodosia -

Never doubt me, Steph, or my dry-itch-eyed, insomnia-laden presence here in the morning. Wherever there's a sunrise, I'll be there to stare resentfully in its face.


DXMachina - Oct 25, 2002 7:18:50 am PDT #516 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nutty -

You know, it's gotta be hard to be a scary stalker ex-boyfriend when your girlfriend's father is 6 inches taller than you.


P.M. Marc - Oct 25, 2002 9:56:26 am PDT #517 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

We're starting to use Tim the way we used to use Drusilla.

"Sic 'em, evil vampire! And while you're at it, kill my next-door neighbor who plays Metallica!"

Betsy in Firefly.


Betsy HP - Oct 25, 2002 10:51:41 am PDT #518 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Scrappy in Natter:

Strippers aim NOT to get guys off. The goal of a strip joint is to keep guys in there and spending money as long as possible, and orgasm tends to make guys leave.


Noumenon - Oct 25, 2002 12:42:16 pm PDT #519 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Then why is it called "coming"?


DXMachina - Oct 25, 2002 12:51:32 pm PDT #520 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

All that coming and going...


Betsy HP - Oct 25, 2002 12:58:06 pm PDT #521 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

...and always too soon. t /Mel Brooks


Fred Pete - Oct 25, 2002 2:10:19 pm PDT #522 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

billytea in Natter:

Monica Lewinsky was heard to respond, "I am not having sex with Little Elvis! Though I'm starting to think that you are."

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