Erin, given "Innocence," "First Impressions," "Couplet," and most especially "Dead End" and "Carpe Noctem," I don't think the whitefonted sentence is especially indicative of this season. ;-)
Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 23, 2003 8:01:40 am PST #5124 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Cass - Dec 23, 2003 8:03:44 am PST #5125 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nilly explains it all in Natter
Rio: How you remember all this stuff I DO NOT KNOW.
Nilly: This is sort-of how it went: Rio! I haven't "seen" Rio in a long time! Hmm, when was the last time I've 'seen' her? (drink of water) Oh, I know! It was last week when I was all tired from the day of TAing a double lesson and seeing her was a nice up-point. Oh, and didn't she say then that it was 3 weeks more for the crutches? I think I figured out then that it would be until somtimes inside 2004, so it had to be 3 weeks (counts with fingers), couldn't be less. And since today was another lesson, which means that the former timing was a week ago, this leaves (counts with more fingers) two weeks, right? And a little longer before the yoga can return to normal, perhaps. What was I trying to think about? Yoga? Ah, Rio! Why? Oh, look, a shining screen, let's see what's written on it.
[Edit: So, what you want is not my brain, what you want is my fingers. And they're not tasty.]
deborah grabien - Dec 23, 2003 9:11:04 am PST #5126 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
OK, I just got sick laughing.
Miracleman in Bitches, in re Christmas elves hiding under his keyboard:
Are a;lrjket not. I'm fully aw;qwl;kennv082u aware that Christmas elves wouldn't venture this far south until qlwkejnvas GODS DAMN IT Christmas Eve.
Look, you short little fuckos, if you're going q;o4iwj=0432? to mess with my typing, at least pass on to your boss that I could really use a new deuterium injection system for my tokamak.
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erinaceous - Dec 23, 2003 9:27:21 am PST #5127 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
scrappy, in Natter, 700 posts ago:
The only way a freezer would keep me from eating homemade fudge would be if it was padlocked, sunk to the bottom of the ocean, and guarded by sharks.
sj - Dec 23, 2003 11:09:22 am PST #5128 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Gleebo in Firefly:
Tim could have a great show to counter Tru Calling. He could have someone killed in a bloody orgy of death, then after they are dead they turn to him and say "Try harder, not gruesome or ironic enough". Then the whole day starts over and he is left to find a much more terrible form of murdering the same person all over again.
billytea - Dec 23, 2003 11:42:46 am PST #5129 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Deena, in Bitches:
I have two cast iron frying pans and a cast iron griddle. If I had a prehensile tail, I could beat him from three different directions.
bon bon - Dec 23, 2003 11:53:48 am PST #5130 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Betsy in Natter.
If you tucked Cool Mint Strips under your pasties, they would melt and your nipples would get all tingly. If you tucked in Tic Tacs, the candy shell would protect them.
"Melts in your mouth... not on your teats!"
Trudy Booth - Dec 23, 2003 12:15:26 pm PST #5131 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Context be damned...
ita: Curses. That one didn't make me sneeze either.
Maybe I broke them by sticking them in my underwear?
Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2003 12:18:24 pm PST #5132 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Me: How do you stick something in a bra without sticking it in the cup? Isn't that what the cup is *for*?
ita: Mmm. When I stick bills in my bra, it's always under the strap. The oral care strips went under the band, in front, between the ladies. But they could also go in the cup, cleavage side, or in the bit of the cup facing downwards.
And I really should have gone into the washroom before testing.
Katie M - Dec 23, 2003 3:58:35 pm PST #5133 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Jess PMoon in RotK:
In the movies, the good guys (other than the Fellowship) are represented by a country run by a madman and a country run by a guy with a death wish and no tactical skills. Not much to root for, when you think about it.