(for the 6th time)
MechaKreylboyne posting secret message in Atlantic Canadians
So I'm looking at the rather mysterious message I've recieved in the post. Is it a warning of some sort? A threat? A request for aid? Only one way to know ...
t Rolls D20 ... gets 20.
Dammit. Never on a strike roll, always the way.
t Santa ATTACKS, with Claw/Claw/Cheerfulness, doing 37 points of damage, and forcing a saving throw vs Christmas Spirit, which is passed.
t two Reindeer ATTACK, each with Hoof/Hoof/Antler, doing a total of 11 points of damage.
t Rudolph ATTACKS with Hoof/Hoof/Shiny Red Nose, doing no damage, but forcing a saving throw v. Blindness, which is passed.
This will end badly.
shrift in Natter, speaking Truth:
I have a leftover blueberry bagel.
In theory, it's a bagel; in practice, it's more of a special-needs muffin.
Matt the Bruins Fan in Angel Spoilers, not spoilery in the main (unless you don't know how Matt feels about DB):
whitefonted part is the only thing that may be current-season spoilery for the most spoiler-sensitive.
Isn't he the best celebrity ever? Great discovery story, developed from wooden acting to a nuanced multi-faceted performance, looks like that, does 80% of his own fight scenes, happily plays up the HoYay! without a peep of complaint, very vocally respectful of his folks, fan-friendly, plays celebrity hockey, drops non-sequiturs constantly, and dresses like a demented circus clown... it's like I had him made to order!
Erin, given "Innocence," "First Impressions," "Couplet," and most especially "Dead End" and "Carpe Noctem," I don't think the whitefonted sentence is especially indicative of this season. ;-)
Nilly explains it all in Natter
Rio:
How you remember all this stuff I DO NOT KNOW.
Nilly:
This is sort-of how it went: Rio! I haven't "seen" Rio in a long time! Hmm, when was the last time I've 'seen' her? (drink of water) Oh, I know! It was last week when I was all tired from the day of TAing a double lesson and seeing her was a nice up-point. Oh, and didn't she say then that it was 3 weeks more for the crutches? I think I figured out then that it would be until somtimes inside 2004, so it had to be 3 weeks (counts with fingers), couldn't be less. And since today was another lesson, which means that the former timing was a week ago, this leaves (counts with more fingers) two weeks, right? And a little longer before the yoga can return to normal, perhaps. What was I trying to think about? Yoga? Ah, Rio! Why? Oh, look, a shining screen, let's see what's written on it.
[Edit: So, what you want is not my brain, what you want is my fingers. And they're not tasty.]
OK, I just got sick laughing.
Miracleman in Bitches, in re Christmas elves hiding under his keyboard:
Are a;lrjket not. I'm fully aw;qwl;kennv082u aware that Christmas elves wouldn't venture this far south until qlwkejnvas GODS DAMN IT Christmas Eve.
Look, you short little fuckos, if you're going q;o4iwj=0432? to mess with my typing, at least pass on to your boss that I could really use a new deuterium injection system for my tokamak.
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scrappy, in Natter, 700 posts ago:
The only way a freezer would keep me from eating homemade fudge would be if it was padlocked, sunk to the bottom of the ocean, and guarded by sharks.
