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John H in Previously:
Or, indeed, "Waiting for Kodiak", Samuel Beckett's little-known Canadian play about two Canadian fur-trappers, (Vladimir and Estrogen), who futz about for two hours on stage and are then eaten by a bear.
I haven't been this foulmouthed since sixth grade, and back then I had philosophical and political objections to using the word "bitch".
RL, overcoming her sixth-grade scruples in Bitches.
I haven't been this foulmouthed since sixth grade, and back then I had philosophical and political objections to using the word "bitch".
I had religious objections to swearing until at least my early twenties. Still tend to self-censor most swearing out of my vocabulary. The exceptions are what I call the three Bs: bloody, bastard and bugger. Because really, they're just so much fun to say.
I'm kind of desultorily reading Natter:
Min:
Alibelle, marry me? You have a perfect number, our IDs combined make another perfect number, come make sweet digits with me.
Alibelle:
You had me at your calculations.
Separately,
billytea:
Oh, I just realised something else about my ID number: I keep winding up living somewhere with a street number divisible by 11. I've done 22 twice, 110, 55 and 11 itself, being the first and only place we've owned.
And now 33.
lori:
billytea goes up to eleven.
In Previously:
billytea:
If they'd had the internet back in the Middle Ages, d'you think Aquinas would've engaged in flame wars?
Anne. W:
Well, that would take the idea of auto de fe to a more civilized level, wouldn't it?
I think that Luther would have flamed like a things that flameth mightily.
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Actually, billytea, I'm with you on that one. My objections weren't so much religious as not making people uncomfortable around me--and besides, if you cheapen the words by using them every day, you don't get a chance to really shock people when you use them to make a point! When I curse, people know I'm really serious.
That doesn't mean I don't watch the Sopranos, et al. I just dislike cursing when a writer takes the easy way out with the shock value of the words themselves rather than writing them into a well-thought-out speech.
coughNATTERcough
billytea, re. Anne:
What's this 'would have' deal? I mean, the guy basically started a chatroom with the title "95 things I hate about the Pope".
Snarkage flies faster than rumors about the premiere in Firefly:
Billytea: Is Minear doing reality television now?
Sue: Now that's reality TV I'd watch!
Dani: Think of the all the legal waivers, though.
"I understand that I may lose appendages up to and including legs/be locked in a coffin and submerged in the ocean indefinitely/be beheaded.
Resurrection is purely optional and at the discretion of the producers.
-------------------- Signature (in blood please)"