Hec, on his friend's visit:
Gary showed up wearing a schlumpy conglomeration of ill-matched clothes with his cellphone literally tied to his head with string ...
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
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flea - Dec 12, 2003 8:51:39 am PST #5036 of 10000
information libertarian
Aims - Dec 12, 2003 2:14:34 pm PST #5037 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
JZ, in Natter:
Oh my God. He FLAUNTED THE LAW. That FUCKO. Who does he think he is, running around carrying out his judicial duties and discharging his legally-prescribed responsibilities right there in a public court of law where decent people can see him and everything? Fucking law-abiding law-administering law-flaunting LEGAL FUCKO.
Cashmere - Dec 13, 2003 2:00:30 am PST #5038 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Pete in Natter:
It's often been mentioned how the Buffistas are a very supportive community.
Of course, there are other times when it resembles nothing more than a schoolyard. Like now, you icky girls.
Theodosia - Dec 13, 2003 5:54:15 am PST #5039 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
JZ, on the bookstore where her Mom works, not that she's prejudiced or anything:
Marvelous local independent bookstore, the kind where you find yourself dropping $30 before you get five feet from the door and you don't even regret it because without the amazing book that just leapt into your hands your heart would shrivel and die and that is so worth a measly $40, well, okay, so it's three books and you're up to $45 because one is used and one is remaindered and when you get five books for a price like that it's almost like getting a book for free and okay, so you've spent $100 but you got an armload of books for that and they are so beautiful and so worth it and you just want to run home with them and fondle them, the preciouses. That kind of bookstore.
Cindy - Dec 13, 2003 6:50:39 am PST #5040 of 10000
Nobody
In Natter 19...
Consuela: Someone talk me out of volunteering to move to DC for a year if we land this project. Because I've done my time in the mid-Atlantic. I'm just feeling guilty because I'm probably the perfect person for the slot, I just don't want to move to DC for a year.
My life is more important than this job.
Repeat three times. t sigh
Fred Pete: Suela, before you move here, think. DC is a company town, and that company is the federal government. Don't like hearing about the day-by-day turf fighting within the government? Easily overloaded on election news? Iraq/Pentagon stories got you down?
Here, IT'S LOCAL NEWS! It's what people talk about every day because it's what we do for a living! YOU WOULD BE LIVING IN THE SAME CITY WITH YOUR LEAST FAVORITE POLITICAL FIGURES!
If that doesn't talk you out of it, I don't know what will.
Trudy Booth - Dec 13, 2003 9:24:17 am PST #5041 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée:
The Minion SOng:
Minion, minion, please go home.
Don't be b e working,
please go home.
It's too late for you to work,
GO home and sllep
work doesn;t love you that much.
Sleep, the pay is not that good,
Jilli on the Buffistas love you more/
you are cool and very neat,
please minion don't be at worjk.
cont...
That, is by far, my worst filk ever. It's supposed to be to the tune of "Christmas Don;'t Be Late" by the Chipmunks.
Meara doesn;t know that song, but knew the tune and made out with random girl who was cute.
Kate P. - Dec 13, 2003 1:39:31 pm PST #5042 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Holli in F2F Planning:
I should be able to put up at least a couple of people, assuming my parents are willing to let axe murderers into the house.
DXMachina - Dec 13, 2003 2:29:31 pm PST #5043 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Bitches:
Sean: And now the truth comes out. ND, James Taylor and I had a weekend thing once. James had no complaints about the sizes of our manhoods at the time, the bastard...
Cindy: Well sure, if you just put them together.
Elena - Dec 13, 2003 11:59:22 pm PST #5044 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
MechaKrelboyne, out of context in Firefly
'Now why don't you put down that plate of raw and steaming human flesh and have some nice strawberries instead, son?'
deborah grabien - Dec 14, 2003 7:33:41 am PST #5045 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Emily in Bitches. I'm not giving context; the discussion leading up to it is too much for me this early. Go look if you need context.
The above drawing, for those who'd like to know before clicking, features da Vinci's drawing of a man with his insides showing engaged in copulation with... well, the breast through upper thigh of a woman. Apparently sperm comes down a channel from his brain, and there seems to be a tube of some kind connecting her nipple with some abdominal internal organ...
Wow. It's like Geiger, but not intentional.