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Kat - Nov 04, 2003 9:19:04 am PST #4785 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Natter:

Susan W.

I think the horror that is Evgeny Plushenko's hair has made me immune to more ordinary forms of bad hair on a figure skater.

Matt

Good Lord! Normally you have to resort to an Angel flashback or the audience at a tractor pull to find hair that bad.

scrappy - Nov 04, 2003 9:24:33 am PST #4786 of 10000
Nobody

Teppy, in Bitches:

After staying at Deb's, my apartment seems so devoid of cats.

Cindy - Nov 04, 2003 12:07:47 pm PST #4787 of 10000
Nobody

joe boucher: What mindwipe? Who's Connor? What the hell are you talking about?

Narrator: Dunno. Do you think we should tell President Gore about all this?

Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2003 8:21:48 pm PST #4788 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

NoiseDesign: Sometimes I really wish I had a soul to sell.

Theodosia - Nov 05, 2003 2:34:12 am PST #4789 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Susan W., in response to someone's worry that they're killing the thread:

I like paranoid, left-leaning rants. They make me feel less alone.

Cindy - Nov 05, 2003 7:26:51 am PST #4790 of 10000
Nobody

Kat: The downside to Ann Coulter is this... much like a Heather, if you took her down, another would rise to replace her. Isn't she really just Phyllis Schafly but prettied up.

Theodosia - Nov 05, 2003 9:01:37 am PST #4791 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Aimée:

Unless the porn is trying to attack me with a giant french tickler, I don't need to be told what I need protecting from.

Anne W. - Nov 05, 2003 9:25:41 am PST #4792 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Nutty in Natter:

Also, I fear the next MTV generation enough (i.e. those who do things like staple scrotum to thigh, or play dodge ballw ith croquet balls); I don't think I want them all trained in the multiple new and exciting ways to kill people (i.e. me).

smonster - Nov 05, 2003 10:04:21 am PST #4793 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hec brings us more of the Too Adorable for Words show...

JZ: [neener neener etc.]
Emmett: [oh yeah! neener neener then...] Puritan!
JZ: Saucy boy!
Emmett: I'm not covered in sauce! And you are a Puritan!

Trudy Booth - Nov 05, 2003 11:41:54 am PST #4794 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: All the gay men I've made out with are Canadian. I'm not bothered.

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