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Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Phill on Tru Calling:
I saw a bit of it and I have to say that, as much as I enjoy ED's Faith, she makes the least believable grad school alum since "Ernest Defends His Thesis".
Ow. and :snerk:
Phill: OK, so I'm sitting here with blue face paint and a friggin' sword strapped to my shoulder and a tartan sash accross my chest. Why does nobdy get my costume? Dang, people are stoopid.
Gudanov: I can't believe people don't recognize Warrior Smurf.
Kat: Day of Dead isn't about costumes.
Allyson: I get it. So we bring a corpse, then?
In "Dude, Where's My Precious?"
Elena: You do know that there is (or is coming) a LOTR Monopoly, don't you?
DXM: Ooh, I want to build a hotel on Barad-dur!
With added Phill:
Go to Mordor, go directly to mordor. Do night be slain in turn but be borne away to the houses of lamentation where your naked soul will writhe in agony under the gaze of the liddless eye. Do not collect $200.
erika, to John Cusack, re: dating choices, in Natter:
"You were my Yoda. You were Lloyd Freaking Dobler, man. What happened?"
Karl Thiessen: Matt, sometimes a fireman is just the thing.
smonster - help!! i need boobie-wrapping advice!!!
amyparker - Now there's a sentence you don't see every day. Unless you're us.
In Buffy:
Daniel C. Jensen: Sorry about the recaps, life is getting me behind.
smonster: It eats you starting with your bottom?
Phill: It sounds like a line from a cheap Soviet knock-off of BtVS.
Holli: "Comrades! Ve vill fight the capitalist vampire menace through cooperation and strength. Also, kicking."
and quite a lot more. But that's the part that got me.