'Jaynestown'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Phill:
I have a bunch of vegetarian friends who all agree that the greatest temptation to those who are not actively sickened by meat, is the smell/ sound of bacon fryin' up in a pan. Because, really, what's better than bacon?
Yes? You, in the back?
That's correct, more bacon.
erika in The Great Write Way:
Just got done talking to Case Management Gal, who asked me about writing. Me:Yes, I've had articles published but no fiction as yet. Don't know why...tough beast. She: What stops you? Me(thinking) If I knew that would we have this conversation? No. You'd be referred to my publicist.
cindy: It seemed to be a "thing" when Harrison Ford pierced his ear.
ita: When was that?
Madrigal: I think the "thing" was that it was so out-of-character for him, sort of like when Michael Jackson married a woman.
From Bureaucracy, context be DAMNED. After the heated discussion in the afternoon, this made me laugh like a drain that was being unclogged:
Rob, with the inadvertant setup, talking tech:
I'm pretty sure our problems are caused by a race condition in MySQL
Jess PMoon with the punchline:
I'd like to thank the Read New button, which brought me to this thread after Bitches, for my immense confusion upon reading this sentence.
Alibelle, in Natter:
In conclusion, you can be wild and crazy and mutilate your body so that you resemble the Loch Ness Monster, down to forked tongue, and I'm convinced that eventually people tire of talking about it, but people never tire of talking about the little things, like picky eating. Even people I've known my entire life are still shocked by my eating habits.
Jesse, in Natter, taken far out of context. It's completely broken free of context's gravitational pull, and is now just a tiny speck in context's night sky.
SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I haven't touched a kid in MONTHS.
?: I don't think Texans will ever fully accept that they are the SECOND largest state in the union.
billytea: They're still demanding a recount for after all the ice melts.
If you look carefully, you'll note that this also explains a lot of America's current energy policy.
msbelle gives JK Rowling advice in Literary:
Please edit more. Seriously. No, I'm not kidding even a bit. Less words.
Spoilery sort of in Angel:
sumiko: Did big kitty give blood?
Trudy Booth: They should have gone to the evil giant litter box.
[edited for proper attribution]
Theo, your "Some Buffista" is sumi.