Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Steph L. - Oct 22, 2003 5:43:51 am PDT #4684 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

erinaceous, my own personal goddess, in the Music thread:

Most coinage claims are bunk, anyway. My theory is that good words lurk in the oversoul and jump out into multiple hosts whenever they can.


Cindy - Oct 22, 2003 6:44:30 am PDT #4685 of 10000
Nobody

In Natter 17,

joe boucher: Truly inspired casting. Doubt I'll watch, but still.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Tammy Faye Messner and Ron Jeremy are among the once and future stars sharing a Hollywood Hills mansion during the second season of the WB's "The Surreal Life."

The former televangelist's wife and the porn king will live in the house and act as hosts for 11 days. They'll have four other roommates: rapper Vanilla Ice, "CHiPs" actor Erik Estrada, former "Baywatch" actress Traci Bingham and "Real World: Las Vegas" cast member Trishelle. They'll also have a celebrity guest move in each week on the reality show, which began shooting Monday.

kat perez: How does a former Real World cast member even qualify as a washed up star? Give me Jo from The Facts of Life, or maybe Dee from that show with Rog and Rerun. Now those are some has-beens.


Jesse - Oct 22, 2003 7:48:30 am PDT #4686 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Billytea, in Natter:

For the rest of the day I will be imagining Charlton Heston shouting "Soylent Green is ass! Aaaassss!" I will be imagining him doing this at an NRA meeting. Reports that I will be imagining him doing so in a pink tutu are premature.


Cindy - Oct 22, 2003 7:49:10 am PDT #4687 of 10000
Nobody

Darn it, wee Jesse beat me.


Theodosia - Oct 22, 2003 7:59:01 am PDT #4688 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Phill:

I have a bunch of vegetarian friends who all agree that the greatest temptation to those who are not actively sickened by meat, is the smell/ sound of bacon fryin' up in a pan. Because, really, what's better than bacon?

Yes? You, in the back?

That's correct, more bacon.


§ ita § - Oct 22, 2003 8:30:14 am PDT #4689 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

erika in The Great Write Way:

Just got done talking to Case Management Gal, who asked me about writing. Me:Yes, I've had articles published but no fiction as yet. Don't know why...tough beast. She: What stops you? Me(thinking) If I knew that would we have this conversation? No. You'd be referred to my publicist.


Betsy HP - Oct 22, 2003 12:59:37 pm PDT #4690 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

cindy: It seemed to be a "thing" when Harrison Ford pierced his ear.

ita: When was that?

Madrigal: I think the "thing" was that it was so out-of-character for him, sort of like when Michael Jackson married a woman.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 22, 2003 6:23:07 pm PDT #4691 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From Bureaucracy, context be DAMNED. After the heated discussion in the afternoon, this made me laugh like a drain that was being unclogged:

Rob, with the inadvertant setup, talking tech:

I'm pretty sure our problems are caused by a race condition in MySQL

Jess PMoon with the punchline:

I'd like to thank the Read New button, which brought me to this thread after Bitches, for my immense confusion upon reading this sentence.


DXMachina - Oct 23, 2003 2:48:11 am PDT #4692 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Alibelle, in Natter:

In conclusion, you can be wild and crazy and mutilate your body so that you resemble the Loch Ness Monster, down to forked tongue, and I'm convinced that eventually people tire of talking about it, but people never tire of talking about the little things, like picky eating. Even people I've known my entire life are still shocked by my eating habits.


billytea - Oct 23, 2003 6:03:48 am PDT #4693 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Jesse, in Natter, taken far out of context. It's completely broken free of context's gravitational pull, and is now just a tiny speck in context's night sky.

SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I haven't touched a kid in MONTHS.