amych in Bitches:
My thin, blonde, elegant, and possessed of a sick sense of humor sis once dressed as Grace Kelly -- vintage 1950s-era New Look party dress, heels, seamed hose, and a steering wheel around her neck.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
billytea - Oct 07, 2003 11:28:18 am PDT #4539 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Java cat - Oct 07, 2003 12:43:27 pm PDT #4540 of 10000
Not javachik
shrift in Natter:
Rage, rage against -- nah, rage takes too much effort, dude.
I shall fight the darkening of the light by blinking at it lazily, and then asking it to get me more coffee.
erikaj - Oct 07, 2003 2:16:10 pm PDT #4541 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Tep, in Bitches, summarizing her appeal. It's not my scintillating wit or my physical beauty--it's my inability to be disgusted that keeps them lining up. I am a goddess.
Cindy - Oct 08, 2003 1:32:20 am PDT #4542 of 10000
Nobody
The California recall/election, Bitch style...
deborah grabien: At least both propositions went down in flames. Rule of thumb: if Ward Connerly's name is on it, beat it to death with a rock.
Aimée: t puts Ward Connerly's name on brother's forehead
Theodosia - Oct 08, 2003 2:16:07 am PDT #4543 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Bitches on the recent CA election:
erikaj:
Arizona thanks y'all. Cause usually we have all the Wacky Election Bullshit.(sorry for getting all technical) Thanks, Golden State, we owe you one. We still have an eye on your water though.
Madrigal Costello:
Yeah, it beats mocking my state for its recall fever which started as a result of a neighborhood club that decided to see if it could get an alderman recalled just for the hell of it. I guess they figured that a good old fashioned mob armed with torches and pitchforks was just too much trouble these days.
Theodosia - Oct 08, 2003 2:38:51 am PDT #4544 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Steph L. :
Sure, it's a rerun of Queer Eye, but I got to see Kyan doing bicep curls with dumbbells. Nice arms. Those are good arms to have.scrappy :
Kyan is Kyute!P.M. Marcontell :
Kyan'd make a great merkin.erikaj:
Yes they are. He's pretty. even if he does get stuck in the bathroom.EpicTangent:
But, but, he's a very pretty man who can CLEAN a bathroom! If not for that pesky only-attracted-to-other-men thing, I'd marry him Right Now!
Volans - Oct 08, 2003 3:00:54 am PDT #4545 of 10000
move out and draw fire
I nattered about a scarily non-technical tech writer who could be working for the government soon, and billytea sent espresso di roma flying all over my keyboard with:
She certainly represents zero risk of cyber-terrorism. Although some of her effects may at first glance appear indistinguishable.
Cindy - Oct 08, 2003 4:42:45 am PDT #4546 of 10000
Nobody
Expectant Cashmere's Halloween costume, from Bitches...
I've also chosen my Halloween costume: I'm covering some sweats with punch cards and going as a Pregnant Chad.
Sean K - Oct 08, 2003 7:28:08 am PDT #4547 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Madrigal, in Natter:
I think I broke the Speak&Swear because it just keeps chanting over and over, "Dude. Bee-atch. Dude. Bee-atch." It sounds like the receiving line at J. Lo and B. Fleck's wedding.
lori - Oct 08, 2003 9:34:21 am PDT #4548 of 10000
Nicole in Natter, on her dog actually having a cow:
A friend brought over a toy for my dog Bailey today. Cute little small stuffed cow. He sniffed it a few times and then went back to begging for head pats from friend.
He had been ignoring since she left but just now got all playful for some reason. Picking up the cow and throwing it up in the air and such. I threw it down the hallway for him and he retrieved it, holding it in his mouth around the middle.
He was about a foot from me when he squeezed the toy a little harder with his monster jaws and the toy made a mooing noise. "MOOOOO."
My big tough 100 lb. rottweiler/german shephard mix spit the cow out of his mouth, turned tail and ran to my bedroom making high pitched whining noises like a puppy.
Yup. He's tough.
He's still in there. Standing on my bed and barking.