Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Anne W. - Oct 07, 2003 10:25:35 am PDT #4537 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Raquel, in Natter:

Does Hallmark have a greeting card for "I'm sorry your team has choked in the first round of the playoffs like 8 times in a row?" It's not that I know how Game 5 is going to turn out for the A's, but my DH is teetering on the edge of fanrage.

Yay Cubs tho. Wouldn't a Cubs/Red Sox series be weird? Either one team would have to break the curse, or the world will end during the series.

In an editorial aside to the last bit, the last time the Cubbies won the World Series was in the same year that a comet smacked into Tunguska, Siberia. Let the world take note.


Susan W. - Oct 07, 2003 10:48:08 am PDT #4538 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

billytea, in Natter:

Huh. The neverending torrent of spam to my work account has just offered me "a free puppy starter kit". Wouldn't that be, like, two mature dogs?


billytea - Oct 07, 2003 11:28:18 am PDT #4539 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

amych in Bitches:

My thin, blonde, elegant, and possessed of a sick sense of humor sis once dressed as Grace Kelly -- vintage 1950s-era New Look party dress, heels, seamed hose, and a steering wheel around her neck.


Java cat - Oct 07, 2003 12:43:27 pm PDT #4540 of 10000
Not javachik

shrift in Natter:

Rage, rage against -- nah, rage takes too much effort, dude.

I shall fight the darkening of the light by blinking at it lazily, and then asking it to get me more coffee.


erikaj - Oct 07, 2003 2:16:10 pm PDT #4541 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Tep, in Bitches, summarizing her appeal. It's not my scintillating wit or my physical beauty--it's my inability to be disgusted that keeps them lining up. I am a goddess.


Cindy - Oct 08, 2003 1:32:20 am PDT #4542 of 10000
Nobody

The California recall/election, Bitch style...

deborah grabien: At least both propositions went down in flames. Rule of thumb: if Ward Connerly's name is on it, beat it to death with a rock.

Aimée: t puts Ward Connerly's name on brother's forehead


Theodosia - Oct 08, 2003 2:16:07 am PDT #4543 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Bitches on the recent CA election:

erikaj:

Arizona thanks y'all. Cause usually we have all the Wacky Election Bullshit.(sorry for getting all technical) Thanks, Golden State, we owe you one. We still have an eye on your water though.

Madrigal Costello:

Yeah, it beats mocking my state for its recall fever which started as a result of a neighborhood club that decided to see if it could get an alderman recalled just for the hell of it. I guess they figured that a good old fashioned mob armed with torches and pitchforks was just too much trouble these days.


Theodosia - Oct 08, 2003 2:38:51 am PDT #4544 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Steph L. :

Sure, it's a rerun of Queer Eye, but I got to see Kyan doing bicep curls with dumbbells. Nice arms. Those are good arms to have.
scrappy :
Kyan is Kyute!
P.M. Marcontell :
Kyan'd make a great merkin.
erikaj:
Yes they are. He's pretty. even if he does get stuck in the bathroom.
EpicTangent:
But, but, he's a very pretty man who can CLEAN a bathroom! If not for that pesky only-attracted-to-other-men thing, I'd marry him Right Now!


Volans - Oct 08, 2003 3:00:54 am PDT #4545 of 10000
move out and draw fire

I nattered about a scarily non-technical tech writer who could be working for the government soon, and billytea sent espresso di roma flying all over my keyboard with:

She certainly represents zero risk of cyber-terrorism. Although some of her effects may at first glance appear indistinguishable.


Cindy - Oct 08, 2003 4:42:45 am PDT #4546 of 10000
Nobody

Expectant Cashmere's Halloween costume, from Bitches...

I've also chosen my Halloween costume: I'm covering some sweats with punch cards and going as a Pregnant Chad.