Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid. Wesley: Connor. Faith: A teenage kid born last year. Wesley: I told you, he grew up in a hell dimension. Faith: Right. And what, Cordelia spent her last summer as… Wesley: A divine being. Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask--What the hell are you people doing?

'Why We Fight'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


scrappy - Oct 06, 2003 1:59:50 pm PDT #4533 of 10000
Nobody

Aw, Betsy beat me to it.


Cindy - Oct 06, 2003 3:04:01 pm PDT #4534 of 10000
Nobody

context is for wussies

erika: lj is so excited by it, it went down on me.


ChiKat - Oct 07, 2003 8:02:08 am PDT #4535 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

In Natter,

Phill: Did you know today was National Kick An Old Lady Day? Well, it is cuz I just made it up.

billytea: In that case, I declare tomorrow to be Festoon A Gnome With Bacon Rind Day.


erinaceous - Oct 07, 2003 10:08:14 am PDT #4536 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

tina f. in Music:

So. I just went out and bought the Go-Betweens Before Hollywood based solely on Buffista-rec. And I was nervous. It's not cheap. It felt like a commitment. So I go up the counter and the owner of the CD shop goes bezerk on me. He can't believe I am buying this album: Oh, I'm gonna love it. I know it's 2-discs right? A re-issue with previously unreleased material? What, I haven't heard them before? How did I hear of them? Hey, other guy - this girl's never heard the Go-Betweens and she is buying Before Hollywood! I'm gonna give you three dollars off just because that is so cool. Come back and tell me how you liked it!

Jeez, secret handshake band - no kidding. I have been in this guy's store every other day for the last 7 years or so and have gotten no more than a nod from him.


Anne W. - Oct 07, 2003 10:25:35 am PDT #4537 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Raquel, in Natter:

Does Hallmark have a greeting card for "I'm sorry your team has choked in the first round of the playoffs like 8 times in a row?" It's not that I know how Game 5 is going to turn out for the A's, but my DH is teetering on the edge of fanrage.

Yay Cubs tho. Wouldn't a Cubs/Red Sox series be weird? Either one team would have to break the curse, or the world will end during the series.

In an editorial aside to the last bit, the last time the Cubbies won the World Series was in the same year that a comet smacked into Tunguska, Siberia. Let the world take note.


Susan W. - Oct 07, 2003 10:48:08 am PDT #4538 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

billytea, in Natter:

Huh. The neverending torrent of spam to my work account has just offered me "a free puppy starter kit". Wouldn't that be, like, two mature dogs?


billytea - Oct 07, 2003 11:28:18 am PDT #4539 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

amych in Bitches:

My thin, blonde, elegant, and possessed of a sick sense of humor sis once dressed as Grace Kelly -- vintage 1950s-era New Look party dress, heels, seamed hose, and a steering wheel around her neck.


Java cat - Oct 07, 2003 12:43:27 pm PDT #4540 of 10000
Not javachik

shrift in Natter:

Rage, rage against -- nah, rage takes too much effort, dude.

I shall fight the darkening of the light by blinking at it lazily, and then asking it to get me more coffee.


erikaj - Oct 07, 2003 2:16:10 pm PDT #4541 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Tep, in Bitches, summarizing her appeal. It's not my scintillating wit or my physical beauty--it's my inability to be disgusted that keeps them lining up. I am a goddess.


Cindy - Oct 08, 2003 1:32:20 am PDT #4542 of 10000
Nobody

The California recall/election, Bitch style...

deborah grabien: At least both propositions went down in flames. Rule of thumb: if Ward Connerly's name is on it, beat it to death with a rock.

Aimée: t puts Ward Connerly's name on brother's forehead