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I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DavidS - Oct 01, 2003 12:31:35 pm PDT #4504 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Madrigal on Fire! (with an assist from Matt, who's also been on a roll), Boxed Set:

Madrigal: So would this not be the place to mention that every time my bus passes the pet store with the "Frozen Companion Dinners" sale sign, I picture Inara defrosting a Swanson's for Ho's, and then have to keep from laughing every time my brain repeats the phrase "Swanson's for Ho's."?

Matt: This and Futurama have collided to give me the mental image of Inara going to market and buying a 25 lb. bag of Hooker Chow. Which I'm guessing would be the freeze-dried version of those little cookies and watercress sandwiches that are served with Tea.

Madrigal: "Hooker Chow.....Now With Tang!"

Theodosia - Oct 02, 2003 2:19:19 am PDT #4505 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal:

I'm sorry about Mouse, but s/he seems to have had a good long life with loving people, and what more can a cat ask for, except for maybe a house full of furniture stuffed with catnip and an injured bird dispenser in the kitchen.

Frankenbuddha - Oct 02, 2003 7:51:30 am PDT #4506 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Susan W., in the Angel thread, white-fonted:

kind of wish Buffy were around, or we could see a phone conversation between her and Spike, just to get the following exchange:

Spike: So, here I am, yanked out of heaven--your mum and Tara say hi, by the way--and stuck with the Hairloaf and his evil lawfirm. What do you have to do to stay dead around here? You'd think dying to save the world...er...that is....

Buffy: Yeah, never seems to stick. Next time I'm going for random and senseless.

Nicole - Oct 02, 2003 11:01:57 am PDT #4507 of 10000

I'm getting the pig!

Phill re: clothing sizes in Natter:

Can't we just drop the numbers and go to a Garanimals based system:

At the theGap I'm a Kudu, but at Banana Republic and Express I'm an Ibex. I think I've gotten down to an Old Navy Narwhal though. Thank god, I don't think I could've faced myself if I had stayed at capabayra.

Oh, and they have to be odd animals, did I mention that?

Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2003 6:41:37 pm PDT #4508 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shawn: The basic point is this: women's bodies are highly variable

Phill: And AWESOME! Don't forget AWESOME!

Cindy - Oct 03, 2003 1:26:48 am PDT #4509 of 10000

Nobody

Heather Alayne (nee Finn?) in Bitches:

I have ordered my Halloween costume! Wheee. I'm going to be a cowboy (because I got here on time!), and my best friend will be an indian.

Steph L. - Oct 03, 2003 8:39:05 am PDT #4510 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

ita, in Natter:

My most disturbing spam trend is Christian dating. The crusades were one thing, but what the fuck is this?

juliana - Oct 03, 2003 9:30:13 am PDT #4511 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

JZ, in Bitches:

Awww, reveling in all the love, and also in visions of rivers of blood flowing from the stoopid people bothering Cashmere with irrelevant and idiotic request. Because I am affectionate yet violent. I'm layered like that.

Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2003 1:49:36 pm PDT #4512 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Phill: Also, why would you have a baby and a parrot on either shoulder?

Theodosia: It's tough to be a working mom and a pirate....

deborah grabien - Oct 03, 2003 2:22:58 pm PDT #4513 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

A very nice Hec moment, in Literary:

If the Rapture got rid of the fundamentalists and Freepers, then I'd be one of those guys paying money to breed a red calf in Israel.

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