JZ, in Bitches:
Awww, reveling in all the love, and also in visions of rivers of blood flowing from the stoopid people bothering Cashmere with irrelevant and idiotic request. Because I am affectionate yet violent. I'm layered like that.
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JZ, in Bitches:
Awww, reveling in all the love, and also in visions of rivers of blood flowing from the stoopid people bothering Cashmere with irrelevant and idiotic request. Because I am affectionate yet violent. I'm layered like that.
Phill: Also, why would you have a baby and a parrot on either shoulder?
Theodosia: It's tough to be a working mom and a pirate....
A very nice Hec moment, in Literary:
If the Rapture got rid of the fundamentalists and Freepers, then I'd be one of those guys paying money to breed a red calf in Israel.
The always effervescent JZ, in Natter. Context be damned:
I can't believe I'm wasting energy defending my application of the term "puke" to the stuff that was covering my skirt from hip to knee on Monday night. Other Buffistas get into a lather discussing everything from gerundives to Thomism to the finer points of constitutional law, and here I am saying things like "It was too puke! There was lots of it and it was old! Was too!"
Nutty in Literary on the Left Behind books:
Actually, yeah. Let's hope the guy at the switch at Three Mile Island is an asshole, huh? And the people who drive subway trains better be devil-worshippers. And it wouldn't be very nice of God to kidnap a pilot mid-flight, although I vaguely recall that happens in the first book, and God planned ahead and put a sinning pilot as a passenger on the plane.
So God is hopefully not as dumb as a basic summary puts across.
Nicole M:
I thought karma was coming back around for the Jessica Simpson jokes and randomly removing much needed brain and memory cells.
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Remember Nietzche wrote "And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." I think contemplating Jessica Simpson's brainpower may qualify.
erikaj:
Nancy Drew never won at arm wrestling, but she had a perfect clearance rate.
JZ in Natter:
You know what? If katefate loves him, he is still one very lucky gal, guy or not.
How about that? I can get COMMed not even being myself. Pretty cool, huh?
It just struck me as perfect out of context... and you did write it. :-)