Shawn: The basic point is this: women's bodies are highly variable
Phill: And AWESOME! Don't forget AWESOME!
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2003 6:41:37 pm PDT #4508 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cindy - Oct 03, 2003 1:26:48 am PDT #4509 of 10000
Nobody
Heather Alayne (nee Finn?) in Bitches:
I have ordered my Halloween costume! Wheee. I'm going to be a cowboy (because I got here on time!), and my best friend will be an indian.
Steph L. - Oct 03, 2003 8:39:05 am PDT #4510 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
ita, in Natter:
My most disturbing spam trend is Christian dating. The crusades were one thing, but what the fuck is this?
juliana - Oct 03, 2003 9:30:13 am PDT #4511 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
JZ, in Bitches:
Awww, reveling in all the love, and also in visions of rivers of blood flowing from the stoopid people bothering Cashmere with irrelevant and idiotic request. Because I am affectionate yet violent. I'm layered like that.
Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2003 1:49:36 pm PDT #4512 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Phill: Also, why would you have a baby and a parrot on either shoulder?
Theodosia: It's tough to be a working mom and a pirate....
deborah grabien - Oct 03, 2003 2:22:58 pm PDT #4513 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
A very nice Hec moment, in Literary:
If the Rapture got rid of the fundamentalists and Freepers, then I'd be one of those guys paying money to breed a red calf in Israel.
Sean K - Oct 03, 2003 3:50:24 pm PDT #4514 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
The always effervescent JZ, in Natter. Context be damned:
I can't believe I'm wasting energy defending my application of the term "puke" to the stuff that was covering my skirt from hip to knee on Monday night. Other Buffistas get into a lather discussing everything from gerundives to Thomism to the finer points of constitutional law, and here I am saying things like "It was too puke! There was lots of it and it was old! Was too!"
msbelle - Oct 03, 2003 5:09:28 pm PDT #4515 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Nutty in Literary on the Left Behind books:
Actually, yeah. Let's hope the guy at the switch at Three Mile Island is an asshole, huh? And the people who drive subway trains better be devil-worshippers. And it wouldn't be very nice of God to kidnap a pilot mid-flight, although I vaguely recall that happens in the first book, and God planned ahead and put a sinning pilot as a passenger on the plane.
So God is hopefully not as dumb as a basic summary puts across.
Theodosia - Oct 04, 2003 2:33:22 am PDT #4516 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nicole M:
I thought karma was coming back around for the Jessica Simpson jokes and randomly removing much needed brain and memory cells.
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Remember Nietzche wrote "And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." I think contemplating Jessica Simpson's brainpower may qualify.
Theodosia - Oct 04, 2003 2:46:46 am PDT #4517 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
erikaj:
Nancy Drew never won at arm wrestling, but she had a perfect clearance rate.