Phill on crack is kind of redundant, really.
'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Ok, now, I stopped selling crack in schoolyrads. That is so '80's anyway. I was kidding. Now you know what's good and how? Crystal Meth. Now that's a nice smoov menthol flavor that sends pure Crank goodness to your T-Zone. Take a tip from a guy who does: Crystal Meth. Be the Meth.
Yeah, Crystal Meth this, Crystal Meth that. It's meth bastards that makes my Wal-mart hide the Actifed in the pharmacy and only lets me have three boxes at a time, and only during pharmacy hours. Fuckos.
Well, Wal-mart, anyway.
Lyra Jane:
Some of the police on Coney Island ride Segways (probably got them free), and I think they look completely ridiculous. I can't think of a vehicle that does a worse job at conveying an air of authority. Maybe pogo sticks.
Not me, sadly, Theo.
I think that was either Ms. PMoon, or Ms. Cowboy Taco von Hardy.
Eeek! I thought for sure it was you. Jess PMoon, perhaps?
I have a headache. That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
It was:
Jess PMoon "NATTER 16: RIO'S MAKE-OUT DEN" Sep 26, 2003 11:42:25 am PDT
ETA: oops, wrong link. heee.
Madrigal in Natter:
I've heard of Great Danes and Chihuahua's mating, so love probably finds a way past the size difference. I mean, just look at King Kong and Fay Wray.