In Music, Boucher drops by and gets COMM on the rebound.

sumi: [linking] David Lee Roth cancels tour due to martial arts injury.

Jon B.: [quoting]

I meant to post that the other day. My favorite part:

"It was an incident onstage where he was doing a kung fu maneuver and he got hit with a staff that he uses," spokesman Todd Brodginski said. "He was doing a very fast, complicated 15th-century samurai move."

joe boucher: "What ho! Tuck! Parry!" BOOIINNG!! I'd like to see Dave's bill bent at a 90 degree angle & him having to unbend it with both hands. (Requisite apologies to Daffy Duck.)

Beth B or Lewis Caroll? You decide:

I never should have read the underemployment article. I had a dream that I had very little money - nor did my folks. some how I was sending my little sister to college ( ummm.... she just finished her Masters) . Then there was a literal wolf at the door - who ate the turkey by swallowing it whole. Luckily I had turtle soup( which I had been planning to use as a sub for white wine) and it was hot. so I poured it down the wolf s throat to cook the Turkey

then I woke up

From the Somervillains list (yeah, not a thread--sue me)

Theodosia:

Subject: Dirty Pretty Things...

... is playing in the evening this Saturday and Sunday at the Somerville Theatre at 7:30 and 10 PM. Anybody interested?

DXMachina: My first thought was "The Bitches got their own movie?"

I liked tina f.'s parry to joe boucher's Daffy Duck thrust (or is that a thrust to a parry?)

Joe: "What ho! Tuck! Parry!" BOOIINNG!! I'd like to see Dave's bill bent at a 90 degree angle & him having to unbend it with both hands. (Requisite apologies to Daffy Duck.)

tine f.: "I've heard many a description of DLR doing so much coke at once that he doesn't realize his upper lip is stuck to his nose. So - you know - sorta the same thing."

From natter.

Nicole

Also have a couple of journals from high school years that are fun to look back on. Sentences like, "I can't believe we have been together TWO WEEKS already. He held my hand after choir today. Gina was so jealous."

Alibelle

Awesome. That'll show Gina. I bet when she rereads her journals, it says something like: "I hate Nicole. I can't believe he held her hand today. I am so jealous. I hope her voice breaks and she never gets to sing another note in choir. And that one day I get to drive a lamborghini."

In Natter:

sarameg:

What IS it with scruffy-faces on characters this season? Sure, there's a plausible explanation this time, but why on those who look better unscruffy.

Sophia Brooks:

I think Syndey Bristow may have been a potential. Or at least that that might make an interesting cross-over.

Madrigal Costello:

And with these two posts together it seems that future facial hair for Jennifer Garner is being pondered.

sarameg:

A lot happened in 2 years...

Madrigal:

Hmm. Sydney Bristow could become Sidney Bristow.

Sophia:

And Sidney is the first male slayer...

And that's it, guys. Quit being funny. It's hard to keep running over here to edit my post.

Flea: The thing is, babies are like chimpanzees on ice - all illogical. And me, I'm Spock

In Bitches, context be damned. Myself only for set up.

Cindy: [...] pregnancy frequently intensifies everything. When you are tired, you're exhausted. Hungry = starving. Queasy = vomiting. Laughing = fits. Anger = fury.

billytea: This is absolutely the best argument I've heard against teenage pregnancy. Hormones on hormones.

Oh, wait. That's the argument against my sister ever getting pregnant. (May I just stop and note how very important it is to get the words in that sentence in the right order?)

Redefining on-topic, in Quotables.

Ken Buddha: Who's more quotable than Willy the bard?

Cindy:Joss the bastard?

PM Marcontell:Once you've accepted The Jesus, it takes a lot of work to get the dirt to stick. Trust me, I've been trying.