Ok, now, I stopped selling crack in schoolyrads. That is so '80's anyway. I was kidding. Now you know what's good and how? Crystal Meth. Now that's a nice smoov menthol flavor that sends pure Crank goodness to your T-Zone. Take a tip from a guy who does: Crystal Meth. Be the Meth.
Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Phill - Sep 26, 2003 9:06:49 am PDT #4470 of 10000
I like to talk about politics with people that agree with me, and I like high class places.
DCJensen - Sep 26, 2003 9:23:54 am PDT #4471 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Yeah, Crystal Meth this, Crystal Meth that. It's meth bastards that makes my Wal-mart hide the Actifed in the pharmacy and only lets me have three boxes at a time, and only during pharmacy hours. Fuckos.
Well, Wal-mart, anyway.
Theodosia - Sep 26, 2003 10:18:56 am PDT #4472 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Lyra Jane:
Some of the police on Coney Island ride Segways (probably got them free), and I think they look completely ridiculous. I can't think of a vehicle that does a worse job at conveying an air of authority. Maybe pogo sticks.
Lyra Jane - Sep 26, 2003 10:24:26 am PDT #4473 of 10000
Up with the sun
Not me, sadly, Theo.
Sean K - Sep 26, 2003 10:30:04 am PDT #4474 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I think that was either Ms. PMoon, or Ms. Cowboy Taco von Hardy.
Theodosia - Sep 26, 2003 10:30:13 am PDT #4475 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Eeek! I thought for sure it was you. Jess PMoon, perhaps?
Theodosia - Sep 26, 2003 10:30:44 am PDT #4476 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I have a headache. That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
DCJensen - Sep 26, 2003 11:15:44 am PDT #4477 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
It was:
Jess PMoon "NATTER 16: RIO'S MAKE-OUT DEN" Sep 26, 2003 11:42:25 am PDT
ETA: oops, wrong link. heee.
Aims - Sep 26, 2003 11:22:13 am PDT #4478 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Madrigal in Natter:
I've heard of Great Danes and Chihuahua's mating, so love probably finds a way past the size difference. I mean, just look at King Kong and Fay Wray.
DavidS - Sep 26, 2003 1:49:22 pm PDT #4479 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Music, Boucher drops by and gets COMM on the rebound.
sumi: [linking] David Lee Roth cancels tour due to martial arts injury.
Jon B.: [quoting]
I meant to post that the other day. My favorite part:
"It was an incident onstage where he was doing a kung fu maneuver and he got hit with a staff that he uses," spokesman Todd Brodginski said. "He was doing a very fast, complicated 15th-century samurai move."
joe boucher: "What ho! Tuck! Parry!" BOOIINNG!! I'd like to see Dave's bill bent at a 90 degree angle & him having to unbend it with both hands. (Requisite apologies to Daffy Duck.)