(IJSU)
Trudy Booth: My right underwire keeps trying to escape. I don't know where it thinks it can go.
Ginger: Underwires are not much for preplanning. They live in the now.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
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(IJSU)
Trudy Booth: My right underwire keeps trying to escape. I don't know where it thinks it can go.
Ginger: Underwires are not much for preplanning. They live in the now.
I like it when Trudy catches up.
Natter:
Kathy Astrom: The 13-y.o. nephew Clayton got kicked out of the Vatican because he was wearing shorts (this was four hours after the guard at the entrance let him in wearing the same shorts). As my brother was walking the two boys out (6-y.o. Dylan had had it with artwork for the day), Clayton said, "The Catholic Church sucks because they don't take into account the temperature and be flexible." Dylan shot right back, "No, Clayton, Italians suck because they don't believe in air conditioning."
The Puritanical JZ on her sweltering experience at Ren Faire:
I did go out into the more shady of the streets, and, as Susan suggested, warned people that they might think it was hot now but this was just a taste of the torment to come. I also:
Strangely, people seemed to really like all this. I am entirely unable to account for it.
To be scolded by JZ? Me, too, please!
Katie M.: (Also seen: church billboard informing me that stop, drop and roll will do me no good in hell. Good to know.)
Toddson, In Bitches 9:
I once saw a pair of Mormon "elders" (18 years old) proselytizing to a Jehovah's Witness, who was proselytizing right back. Perhaps this is nature finding a balance?
Cindy, in Natter, taking one for the team...
Cindy - Sep 15, 2003 1:15:35 pm PDT #1673 of 1674
If I weren't worried that our webhost would cut us loose, we could start such an internet rumor.
Cindy - Sep 15, 2003 1:24:43 pm PDT #1674 of 1674
Heh. I was just going to come here and mock whomever had killed Natter.
In Natter:
Matt the Bruins fan
I'm having a difficult—no, make that disturbing—time imagining where said angry spies would hide such an exotic shotgun in order to sneak past guards, metal detectors, and the like.
Betsy HP
Under their cool ankle-length black (optionally tan) trenchcoats, of course. Silly Matt.
Matt the Bruins fan
I guess there's more call for espionage at Matrix premieres than I'd previously realized.
Also in Natter, Matt the Bruins Fan continues on his roll....
Of course, several of my friends have small arsenals of bladed weapons in their homes, and so are probably set if they can just remember to chop any firearms out of the intruder's hands before opting for the cool intimidating pose with sword at the ready.
In The Minearverse: YExpirationDateMV
ita: I just heard a rumour that the Wonderfalls premiere is getting such critical acclaim there's talk of moving it from midseason to late October. Anyone else heard the same?
Madrigal Costello: Nope, though the rumor that I'd be spreading was that the acclaim was what caused the beagle who played Porthos on "Enterprise" to decide to leave his job there in the hopes of getting a part on "Wonderfalls."
Allyson: I have heard of much acclaim for Wonderfalls, and much booing and hissing at Tru Calling. It'd be weird if Wonderfalls replaced Tru, eh? In which case, what will happen to our Doug Petrie? Eep!
Madrigal Costello: He, and other former members of ME, could go on to make what would surely be a hit show - "Law&Order:CSI:Serenity" or "Which Space Vampire Wants to Marry Jennifer Lopez?"
ita: They should never have split up.
In Bitches...
Trudy: We could talk about someone hot...
Or the fact that I work for Satan...
Plei: Y'know, those things are, at times, connected. IJS.
Trudy: PMM, I fear for your eternal soul.
Plei: Next, you're gonna tell me evil doesn't have to mean sexy.
Teppy: Two words: Donald. Rumsfeld.