Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Sean K - Sep 15, 2003 12:26:12 pm PDT #4419 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Cindy, in Natter, taking one for the team...

Cindy - Sep 15, 2003 1:15:35 pm PDT #1673 of 1674

If I weren't worried that our webhost would cut us loose, we could start such an internet rumor.

Cindy - Sep 15, 2003 1:24:43 pm PDT #1674 of 1674

Heh. I was just going to come here and mock whomever had killed Natter.


Katie M - Sep 15, 2003 6:30:49 pm PDT #4420 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

In Natter:

Matt the Bruins fan

I'm having a difficult—no, make that disturbing—time imagining where said angry spies would hide such an exotic shotgun in order to sneak past guards, metal detectors, and the like.

Betsy HP

Under their cool ankle-length black (optionally tan) trenchcoats, of course. Silly Matt.

Matt the Bruins fan

I guess there's more call for espionage at Matrix premieres than I'd previously realized.


juliana - Sep 15, 2003 6:44:25 pm PDT #4421 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Also in Natter, Matt the Bruins Fan continues on his roll....

Of course, several of my friends have small arsenals of bladed weapons in their homes, and so are probably set if they can just remember to chop any firearms out of the intruder's hands before opting for the cool intimidating pose with sword at the ready.


Cindy - Sep 15, 2003 10:26:51 pm PDT #4422 of 10000
Nobody

In The Minearverse: YExpirationDateMV

ita: I just heard a rumour that the Wonderfalls premiere is getting such critical acclaim there's talk of moving it from midseason to late October. Anyone else heard the same?

Madrigal Costello: Nope, though the rumor that I'd be spreading was that the acclaim was what caused the beagle who played Porthos on "Enterprise" to decide to leave his job there in the hopes of getting a part on "Wonderfalls."

Allyson: I have heard of much acclaim for Wonderfalls, and much booing and hissing at Tru Calling. It'd be weird if Wonderfalls replaced Tru, eh? In which case, what will happen to our Doug Petrie? Eep!

Madrigal Costello: He, and other former members of ME, could go on to make what would surely be a hit show - "Law&Order:CSI:Serenity" or "Which Space Vampire Wants to Marry Jennifer Lopez?"

ita: They should never have split up.


Cindy - Sep 16, 2003 6:23:01 am PDT #4423 of 10000
Nobody

In Bitches...

Trudy: We could talk about someone hot...

Or the fact that I work for Satan...

Plei: Y'know, those things are, at times, connected. IJS.

Trudy: PMM, I fear for your eternal soul.

Plei: Next, you're gonna tell me evil doesn't have to mean sexy.

Teppy: Two words: Donald. Rumsfeld.


Jess M. - Sep 16, 2003 7:40:56 am PDT #4424 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

In Movies:

Madgrigal It's very strange when suddenly all the young actors go from just older than you, to about your age, to younger than you.

Jon B. Substitute "Playboy centerfolds" for "actors" and I am you.


Fred Pete - Sep 16, 2003 9:33:53 am PDT #4425 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

In NATTER 16, discussion of sexual habits, mostly ND's:

ND: I'd like to consider myself omnisexual.

Trudy: You do naughty things to magazines and cars?

ND: What, you don't?

ita: cues up a medley of Darling Nikki/Little Red Corvette

ND:

Teppy: The lambada? Because it's 2003 -- I don't think it's forbidden anymore.

Aimee: rethinks moving into ND's building

Aw, what the hell...

grabs CD rack

ND: When we were loading in The Laramie Project I made one of our producers die laughing when I started humping a 32" TV.

Sean: Hey man, TVs are sexy...


Theodosia - Sep 16, 2003 3:26:51 pm PDT #4426 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal in Spike's Bitch:

I can't even stand tongue piercing, let alone clit piercing. I mean, if someone so desires that feeling of metal, well, either have a partner wear a thimble on their tongue, or do it with a robot.


Cindy - Sep 16, 2003 11:52:26 pm PDT #4427 of 10000
Nobody

In Bitches

deborah grabien (hear her roar)

Hullo.

I shopped for a catering gig that, in one day, went from a mellow little party of about 26 adults and 7 kids, to 40 adults and an undisclosed number of kids that is certainly greater than 7.

Also, I fixed my back door! With a drill and very long wood screws!

I think I'll just trot out back and cut metal with fire, or paint stylised bisons in a cave, or some junk.


DXMachina - Sep 17, 2003 4:46:35 am PDT #4428 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Cindy, in Natter, relating a conversation with her DH about their disappointment with The OC:

DH: The Buffistas told you to watch this?

ME: Please don't. I've just had several illusions shattered at once. I can't discuss it. It's too painful.