Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Cindy - Sep 12, 2003 2:11:35 am PDT #4402 of 10000
Nobody

In Bitches, on one of the joys of womanhood:

Susan W.:

(Though, actually I have a theory that shopping demons adjust the inventory for maximum shopper frustration, especially with things that have to fit just so and have a huge impact on your comfort like shoes and bras. So it wouldn't surprise me if Jilli and I went shopping at the same Nordstrom's half an hour apart and saw a completely different inventory. And if we went shopping together, looking for opposite things, it'd create a tear in the space-time continuum.)

Jill VoiceOfReason:

Oh, I've suspected this for years. The only part of Nordstrom I can ever find anything is the cosmetic department, because it's impossible for them to move the MAC counter and not leave a trail of false eyelashes.


Cindy - Sep 12, 2003 2:55:46 am PDT #4403 of 10000
Nobody

In NATTER 16: RIO'S MAKE-OUT DEN

Kristen:

In other news, I'm bored. And I can't figure out who's who on General Hospital.

Heather:

I think they're all vampires now, or they have cancer, or something.

Kristen:

Well, at least it seems they've put the 'hospital' back in General Hosptial. I think 80% of what I've seen so far has people on gurneys.

Heather:

Are they there because of "barbecue fork incidents", to be known as BFIs, or the cancer?

Kristen:

I can't tell yet. They all seem to be illnesses that dare not speak their names. But I think one of victims/patients was healed by a kiss. And not even a real kiss. Like, a kiss from a dream.

Talk about the power of positive thinking.

Say...if I dream tonight about JC showing up to take me away from this drab life of 24-customer-service, will I wake up in the morning to discover I'm married to millionaire and I can chuck this motherfucking cell phone in the Pacific?

Heather:

Depends. Do one or both of you hail from Port Charles, Llandview, Pine Valley, Salem, Oakdale, Genoa City, or Springfield? Do either of you have an evil twin? A brain disease? Been kidnapped? To your evil father's underground city?

If not then I'd say the chances are slim.


Theodosia - Sep 12, 2003 3:07:56 am PDT #4404 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Thank you, Cindy, if you didn't COMM it, I'd have had to. (It's the all-new Heather & Kristen Show for the 2003 season....)


Dana - Sep 12, 2003 6:22:40 am PDT #4405 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Not that the subject itself is funny, but this sequence of posts made me snorfle.

Sean K:

RIP, Johnny Cash.

t weeps

tina f.:

RIP, Johnny Cash.

lights candle

Gandalfe:

RIP, Johnny Cash.

Shoots a man in Reno just to watch him die.


DXMachina - Sep 12, 2003 6:41:40 am PDT #4406 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Later in the same post Dana mentions:

Gandalfe:

<Edit> No men in Reno were harmed in the writing of this post.


Cindy - Sep 12, 2003 10:03:32 am PDT #4407 of 10000
Nobody

RIO - in Beep Me:

I need a MASSIVE INFUSION of jobma svp. One of the hiring-type people from the place I want to work called me last night and said they want to talk to me AGAIN, TODAY, at 4:00. I don't know what they want to talk to me about. I guess they have some question about me? Or they just want to look at me again because I'm so pretty? Or perhaps they need to know about my makeout techniques. Or maybe they want me to be there at 4:20 so we can all toke up! They want to know if I am a "square."

I DO NOT KNOW. All I know is I'm supernervous and would really appreciate any vibes/voodoo spells/magick kabbalah hoohaw sent toward getting me this job.


juliana - Sep 13, 2003 8:11:14 am PDT #4408 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Nutty, in RIO'S MAKEOUT DEN

Okay, so my story isn't "I tried and failed" but more along the lines of "I am wreaking havoc, and whoops."


P.M. Marc - Sep 14, 2003 8:39:57 am PDT #4409 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Shawn asks ita delivers in Natter

shawn

I need help keeping a wake-up schedule. Maybe a dawn simulator.

ita

Can I try?

GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!!!!!


Katie M - Sep 14, 2003 2:00:08 pm PDT #4410 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Cindy in Angel, about Lilah:

Maybe she has to walk around with a book on her head to ensure she holds good posture. Oh, no, she just has to walk around with her head on to do that.


Nilly - Sep 14, 2003 10:52:23 pm PDT #4411 of 10000
Swouncing

in Natter, on the side effects of having an international board:

victor: All this time zone talk is making my head spin. It's like time travel, only eveyone else is travelling and I sit here and type. I think I need a new time travel agent.