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NATTER 16: RIO'S MAKE-OUT DEN
Kristen:
In other news, I'm bored. And I can't figure out who's who on General Hospital.
Heather:
I think they're all vampires now, or they have cancer, or something.
Kristen:
Well, at least it seems they've put the 'hospital' back in General Hosptial. I think 80% of what I've seen so far has people on gurneys.
Heather:
Are they there because of "barbecue fork incidents", to be known as BFIs, or the cancer?
Kristen:
I can't tell yet. They all seem to be illnesses that dare not speak their names. But I think one of victims/patients was healed by a kiss. And not even a real kiss. Like, a kiss from a dream.
Talk about the power of positive thinking.
Say...if I dream tonight about JC showing up to take me away from this drab life of 24-customer-service, will I wake up in the morning to discover I'm married to millionaire and I can chuck this motherfucking cell phone in the Pacific?
Heather:
Depends. Do one or both of you hail from Port Charles, Llandview, Pine Valley, Salem, Oakdale, Genoa City, or Springfield? Do either of you have an evil twin? A brain disease? Been kidnapped? To your evil father's underground city?
If not then I'd say the chances are slim.
Thank you, Cindy, if you didn't COMM it, I'd have had to. (It's the all-new
Heather & Kristen Show
for the 2003 season....)
Not that the subject itself is funny, but this sequence of posts made me snorfle.
Sean K:
RIP, Johnny Cash.
t weeps
tina f.:
RIP, Johnny Cash.
lights candle
Gandalfe:
RIP, Johnny Cash.
Shoots a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Later in the same post Dana mentions:
Gandalfe:
<Edit> No men in Reno were harmed in the writing of this post.
RIO
- in Beep Me:
I need a MASSIVE INFUSION of jobma svp. One of the hiring-type people from the place I want to work called me last night and said they want to talk to me AGAIN, TODAY, at 4:00. I don't know what they want to talk to me about. I guess they have some question about me? Or they just want to look at me again because I'm so pretty? Or perhaps they need to know about my makeout techniques. Or maybe they want me to be there at 4:20 so we can all toke up! They want to know if I am a "square."
I DO NOT KNOW. All I know is I'm supernervous and would really appreciate any vibes/voodoo spells/magick kabbalah hoohaw sent toward getting me this job.
Nutty, in RIO'S MAKEOUT DEN
Okay, so my story isn't "I tried and failed" but more along the lines of "I am wreaking havoc, and whoops."
Shawn
asks
ita
delivers in Natter
shawn
I need help keeping a wake-up schedule. Maybe a dawn simulator.
ita
Can I try?
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!!!!!
Cindy in Angel, about Lilah:
Maybe she has to walk around with a book on her head to ensure she holds good posture. Oh, no, she just has to walk around with her head on to do that.
in Natter, on the side effects of having an international board:
victor: All this time zone talk is making my head spin. It's like time travel, only eveyone else is travelling and I sit here and type. I think I need a new time travel agent.
Cashmere
in Bitches...
I had a very vivid dream where I told off my asshead boss for being an asshead. And he listened to me. That's how I knew it was a dream.
