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Theodosia - Sep 07, 2003 3:53:14 am PDT #4358 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Katie M., summarizing recent activity in Natter:

Also we achieved world peace, but then we thought better of it and talked about pedicures for a while.

aurelia:

I am a bit sad about the whole world peace thing, but I've never had a pedicure so maybe I just don't know how that compares.

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Theodosia - Sep 07, 2003 4:00:26 am PDT #4359 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

DXMachina:

I only got lost in DC a couple of times. I had much worse trouble figuring out Cambridge and Somerville.

Cindy:

Oh dear, yes. I've lived within 10 miles of them, my whole life--sometimes closer--and I've concluded there is no figuring them out. The streets weren't old cow paths. They were old rats nests and rabbit warrens, made by rats and rabbits, addicted to crack, one way streets, and no parking signs.

DebetEsse:

Also, DC is a dream to get around once one has tried to get around Providence, let alone Boston (whose motto seems to be "if you don't know how to get there already, you have no business going there and what are you doing in a car here in the first place?").

DXMachina - Sep 07, 2003 5:32:57 am PDT #4360 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Theo, your unknown Buffista is Katie M.

Theodosia - Sep 07, 2003 6:34:30 am PDT #4361 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Fixed!

Astarte - Sep 07, 2003 7:04:55 am PDT #4362 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Hee. Hec funny!!!! in Natter:

Do you seriously want to have a gay-off with San Francisco? Do I even need to defend hometown nellydom?

Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2003 7:32:30 pm PDT #4363 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

NoiseDesign: AIM isn't working from my sidekick today, some error from the server...this is severly limiting my ability to goof off.

Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2003 7:33:32 pm PDT #4364 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Not so much making me laugh as a visual I wish to keep forever and ever

Madrigal Costello: I now have four pairs of Supergirl undies. That's not excessive is it? I mean, they are different kinds of underwear.

Fred Pete - Sep 08, 2003 11:00:28 am PDT #4365 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Cass, in Bureaucracy:

For that way lies -- punctuation.

Betsy HP - Sep 08, 2003 11:08:26 am PDT #4366 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

ita: I remember being about to buy something peach, but then Prince cancelled the concert and I didn't need to anymore.

DCJensen - Sep 08, 2003 12:55:58 pm PDT #4367 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Hec (DavidS) in Bitches:

Immediately within the crisis stage of my first marriage collapsing, I had a day where I dodged a shoplifter being tackled in my checkout aisle at the grocery store, then came home to find a letter personally addressed to me by a schizophrenic inmate of the SF County Jail (who seemingly picked my name out of the phone book to ramble at me for four pages of sheer fucked thoughts). And I thought, "My life is a Fellini movie. And...I'm just going to be Buster Keaton. I'm going to be Buster Keaton in a Fellini movie. Deadpan, gracefully dodging the flaming elephants that are falling all around me as best I can."

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