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DCJensen - Sep 08, 2003 12:55:58 pm PDT #4367 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Hec (DavidS) in Bitches:

Immediately within the crisis stage of my first marriage collapsing, I had a day where I dodged a shoplifter being tackled in my checkout aisle at the grocery store, then came home to find a letter personally addressed to me by a schizophrenic inmate of the SF County Jail (who seemingly picked my name out of the phone book to ramble at me for four pages of sheer fucked thoughts). And I thought, "My life is a Fellini movie. And...I'm just going to be Buster Keaton. I'm going to be Buster Keaton in a Fellini movie. Deadpan, gracefully dodging the flaming elephants that are falling all around me as best I can."

Trudy Booth - Sep 08, 2003 6:12:58 pm PDT #4368 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea: ETA: said therapist has replied to my email, but I'm finding it disconcerting because she's replied in asscaps. I half expect her to say TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, FUCKOS!

Trudy Booth - Sep 08, 2003 7:09:12 pm PDT #4369 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: Naturally, my daughter decided that pirates were passe and developed superpowers instead.

DCJensen - Sep 08, 2003 10:26:06 pm PDT #4370 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

RobertH, in Angel:

Funny sidebar: I got the title pretty close from memory just now. I wanted to check if "plrtz grlb" was right, so I typed it into Google. What did it tell me?

Did you mean: plrtz glrb

God bless the Internet.

Amen, Robert! hee.

Cindy - Sep 09, 2003 12:33:39 am PDT #4371 of 10000

Nobody

In Bitches...

Sean:

Man...

I just went to make a tube of Mahatma Nacho Cheese flavored rice, to go with my tuna, and when I poured it into the pot, it was full of nasty black chunks.

It seems I may have had that tube for a while.

Now I need to figure out how to get rid of the nastiness in the pot. Feh.

Trudy:

OK, the fact that it was a tube of rice should have been your first clue that something was very wrong.

The second would be the Indian/Mexican fusion cuisine aspect.

Sean:

What's wrong with the tubes? Lots of rice and soup mixes come in tubes. They're just small bags. What am I supposed to buy a big-ass one pound bag of rice? This stuff is premeasured.

Okay, yeah, the nacho cheese flavor is a little strange, but the Saffron is delish. Feh.

</rice barbarian, apparently>

Trudy:

Oh, ok, I was picturing something terrifyingly squishy.

But I'm going to stick with Mexican/Indian fusion being ass.

Sean:

I got no defense for that.

Jess PMoon:

You know, you try and imagine what bachelor cuisine is like, but you never really come close...

Jon B. - Sep 09, 2003 3:07:54 am PDT #4372 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

ita (listing search terms that brought people to our happy home):

james marsters his new love interest was a cement block

amych:

It's like BBOC via Babelfish!

Theodosia - Sep 09, 2003 5:47:12 am PDT #4373 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty, in Angel:

No amount of Wesley on a stick can make up for my having already gouged my eyes out by then.

Cindy - Sep 09, 2003 6:27:22 am PDT #4374 of 10000

Nobody

Nutty in Angel again (the birthday girl is hot today!)

Skip in S4 sounded like a huge writerly confession: I've pulled so much out of my ass, now my ass is empty! Please forgive me!!

Nutty - Sep 09, 2003 6:42:53 am PDT #4375 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

So, apparently, rage makes me funny. Huh. I'll need to remember that, next time I'm at a cocktail party.

Trudy Booth - Sep 09, 2003 8:51:13 am PDT #4376 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

David S: Sean, you are going to have to show a greater commitment to vegetables than it wasn't delivered directly to my desk so I can't have any.

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