Hee. Hec funny!!!! in Natter:
Do you seriously want to have a gay-off with San Francisco? Do I even need to defend hometown nellydom?
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Astarte - Sep 07, 2003 7:04:55 am PDT #4362 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2003 7:32:30 pm PDT #4363 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
NoiseDesign: AIM isn't working from my sidekick today, some error from the server...this is severly limiting my ability to goof off.
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2003 7:33:32 pm PDT #4364 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Not so much making me laugh as a visual I wish to keep forever and ever
Madrigal Costello: I now have four pairs of Supergirl undies. That's not excessive is it? I mean, they are different kinds of underwear.
Fred Pete - Sep 08, 2003 11:00:28 am PDT #4365 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Cass, in Bureaucracy:
For that way lies -- punctuation.
Betsy HP - Sep 08, 2003 11:08:26 am PDT #4366 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita: I remember being about to buy something peach, but then Prince cancelled the concert and I didn't need to anymore.
DCJensen - Sep 08, 2003 12:55:58 pm PDT #4367 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Hec (DavidS) in Bitches:
Immediately within the crisis stage of my first marriage collapsing, I had a day where I dodged a shoplifter being tackled in my checkout aisle at the grocery store, then came home to find a letter personally addressed to me by a schizophrenic inmate of the SF County Jail (who seemingly picked my name out of the phone book to ramble at me for four pages of sheer fucked thoughts). And I thought, "My life is a Fellini movie. And...I'm just going to be Buster Keaton. I'm going to be Buster Keaton in a Fellini movie. Deadpan, gracefully dodging the flaming elephants that are falling all around me as best I can."
Trudy Booth - Sep 08, 2003 6:12:58 pm PDT #4368 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea: ETA: said therapist has replied to my email, but I'm finding it disconcerting because she's replied in asscaps. I half expect her to say TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, FUCKOS!
Trudy Booth - Sep 08, 2003 7:09:12 pm PDT #4369 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gudanov: Naturally, my daughter decided that pirates were passe and developed superpowers instead.
DCJensen - Sep 08, 2003 10:26:06 pm PDT #4370 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
RobertH, in Angel:
Funny sidebar: I got the title pretty close from memory just now. I wanted to check if "plrtz grlb" was right, so I typed it into Google. What did it tell me?
Did you mean: plrtz glrb
God bless the Internet.
Amen, Robert! hee.
Cindy - Sep 09, 2003 12:33:39 am PDT #4371 of 10000
Nobody
In Bitches...
Sean:
Man...
I just went to make a tube of Mahatma Nacho Cheese flavored rice, to go with my tuna, and when I poured it into the pot, it was full of nasty black chunks.
It seems I may have had that tube for a while.
Now I need to figure out how to get rid of the nastiness in the pot. Feh.
Trudy:
OK, the fact that it was a tube of rice should have been your first clue that something was very wrong.
The second would be the Indian/Mexican fusion cuisine aspect.
Sean:
What's wrong with the tubes? Lots of rice and soup mixes come in tubes. They're just small bags. What am I supposed to buy a big-ass one pound bag of rice? This stuff is premeasured.
Okay, yeah, the nacho cheese flavor is a little strange, but the Saffron is delish. Feh.
</rice barbarian, apparently>
Trudy:
Oh, ok, I was picturing something terrifyingly squishy.
But I'm going to stick with Mexican/Indian fusion being ass.
Sean:
I got no defense for that.
Jess PMoon:
You know, you try and imagine what bachelor cuisine is like, but you never really come close...