Betsy HP in Natter: Now I can hear Paul Lynde saying "Richard Chamberlain for the cock-block."
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Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Fred Pete - Sep 04, 2003 7:50:23 am PDT #4342 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Betsy HP - Sep 04, 2003 9:20:17 am PDT #4343 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Madrigal:
So at some point we're going to get a heart-warming movie about the triumph of the human spirit that features a multi-ethnic, mentally disabled hooker with a heart of gold played by Cuba Gooding, Jr.?
juliana - Sep 04, 2003 12:45:03 pm PDT #4344 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Steph, in Bitches:
My God. If there WAS a drug called Cheeritude, I *would* be hospitalized. "Nurse! Get me 500 ccs of Cheeritude STAT!"
"But Doctor! No one has ever taken that dose and lived!"
"Damn it, Nurse -- did you see the scowl on this woman's face when she was wheeled in? Get the Cheeritude and the biggest needle we have!"
Betsy HP - Sep 04, 2003 12:49:40 pm PDT #4345 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Steph L:
(Look, I'm 32, and I've finally accepted that if I'm going to eat broccoli, it has to have cheese on it. Or a $100 bill.)
§ ita § - Sep 04, 2003 1:42:18 pm PDT #4346 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bitches:
Hec: I mock a perpetual user of NasalCrom by pronouncing it with a heavy faux-Russian accent, because it sounds like something between a German order and a Iron-curtain era remedy: "You vill hav der NasssalKROM now, Herr Bond!"
erika: "I don't expect you to sniff, Mr. Bond. I expect you to DRY."
Am-Chau Yarkona - Sep 04, 2003 11:01:33 pm PDT #4347 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
In Firefly: Daniel C. Jensen:
I'd love for the movie to come out with it's own title, not just "Firefly, the movie."
Sort of a whole "hey, here's our movie, it has the characters from TV, but stands on it's own" type of thing.
DXMachina:
They could call it Serenity Now.
Kirsten:
Setting up for the sequel. Insanity Later.
(COMMer's comment: these may be funnier if, like me, you automatically read these titles in the firm BBC tones of the shipping forecast.)
amych - Sep 05, 2003 8:08:46 am PDT #4348 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Anne W. on TTT, book 2.
Sam, Frodo, and Gollum endlessly. slogging. through. Mordor. It was like a production of No Exit. With midgets.
Trudy Booth - Sep 05, 2003 6:37:56 pm PDT #4349 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ita: Orlando says he wants to play Adam Ant. He's such a sweet talker.
Deena - Sep 05, 2003 7:17:43 pm PDT #4350 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
BitchyFic, talking about Homicide, Tim Bayliss and over-indulging in DVD goodness:
erikaj:
We did that same thing...saved Thanksgiving last year. Cause let me tell you, nothing like being around your "nearest and dearest" to make "Die, you bastard, die!" have that extra resonance. (or maybe not. I've said too much.) I'd love to claim an astonishing talent(and maybe I can) but I respond to Tim's voice because it's like mine...I suspect he's a better girl, though.
Trudy Booth - Sep 05, 2003 7:56:27 pm PDT #4351 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ita: If you run away from that guy, you're just giving him what he wants. A view of your ass. You should step on his penis instead.