Zoe ,'Serenity'
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Steph, in Bitches:
My God. If there WAS a drug called Cheeritude, I *would* be hospitalized. "Nurse! Get me 500 ccs of Cheeritude STAT!"
"But Doctor! No one has ever taken that dose and lived!"
"Damn it, Nurse -- did you see the scowl on this woman's face when she was wheeled in? Get the Cheeritude and the biggest needle we have!"
Steph L:
(Look, I'm 32, and I've finally accepted that if I'm going to eat broccoli, it has to have cheese on it. Or a $100 bill.)
Bitches:
Hec: I mock a perpetual user of NasalCrom by pronouncing it with a heavy faux-Russian accent, because it sounds like something between a German order and a Iron-curtain era remedy: "You vill hav der NasssalKROM now, Herr Bond!"
erika: "I don't expect you to sniff, Mr. Bond. I expect you to DRY."
In Firefly: Daniel C. Jensen:
I'd love for the movie to come out with it's own title, not just "Firefly, the movie."
Sort of a whole "hey, here's our movie, it has the characters from TV, but stands on it's own" type of thing.
DXMachina:
They could call it Serenity Now.
Kirsten:
Setting up for the sequel. Insanity Later.
(COMMer's comment: these may be funnier if, like me, you automatically read these titles in the firm BBC tones of the shipping forecast.)
Anne W. on TTT, book 2.
Sam, Frodo, and Gollum endlessly. slogging. through. Mordor. It was like a production of No Exit. With midgets.
ita: Orlando says he wants to play Adam Ant. He's such a sweet talker.
BitchyFic, talking about Homicide, Tim Bayliss and over-indulging in DVD goodness:
erikaj:
We did that same thing...saved Thanksgiving last year. Cause let me tell you, nothing like being around your "nearest and dearest" to make "Die, you bastard, die!" have that extra resonance. (or maybe not. I've said too much.) I'd love to claim an astonishing talent(and maybe I can) but I respond to Tim's voice because it's like mine...I suspect he's a better girl, though.
ita: If you run away from that guy, you're just giving him what he wants. A view of your ass. You should step on his penis instead.
In Bitches, deb g.: I am eating a cup of stale instant noodle soup. it tastes like feet, sauteed in ass.
Which begs the question - does it taste a little like feet sauteed in ass, or a LOT like feet sauteed in ass?