ita: Orlando says he wants to play Adam Ant. He's such a sweet talker.
Coffee On My Monitor
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BitchyFic, talking about Homicide, Tim Bayliss and over-indulging in DVD goodness:
erikaj:
We did that same thing...saved Thanksgiving last year. Cause let me tell you, nothing like being around your "nearest and dearest" to make "Die, you bastard, die!" have that extra resonance. (or maybe not. I've said too much.) I'd love to claim an astonishing talent(and maybe I can) but I respond to Tim's voice because it's like mine...I suspect he's a better girl, though.
ita: If you run away from that guy, you're just giving him what he wants. A view of your ass. You should step on his penis instead.
In Bitches, deb g.: I am eating a cup of stale instant noodle soup. it tastes like feet, sauteed in ass.
Which begs the question - does it taste a little like feet sauteed in ass, or a LOT like feet sauteed in ass?
Screw context.
BillyTea: Still not planning to cuddle it, you understand. But I wouldn't fear toxic death if I did.
erika, on the fictional icing of Mister Jimmy Choo by one Tony Soprano:
"Why is our living room covered in shoes?"
"I thought you might want first pick...they're the last ones."
"What did you do?"
"That particular gentleman is not up to the challenge of creating footwear...that's it."
"Adriana's never going to speak to us again. I hope you're satisfied. And I won't be able to hold my head up in Montclair, either."
In Angel
connie neil
but I'd like to see Xander wander through. Come to see Cordy, somehow.
Katie M
"That's the only way you can get a woman, Harris, if she's comatose!" [/old-school Cordelia]
Kat, in natter, Context Free, about Entertainment Weekly:
Okay. Ew. Bodily fluids do not belong on my EW.
Katie M., summarizing recent activity in Natter:
Also we achieved world peace, but then we thought better of it and talked about pedicures for a while.
aurelia:
I am a bit sad about the whole world peace thing, but I've never had a pedicure so maybe I just don't know how that compares.
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