RE: The Two Towers DVD....
Astarte: Went out and got mine tonight.
I've watched all the special features, and licked the cover...
Not necessarily in that order.
I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Cordelia ,'Showtime'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Emlah - Aug 28, 2003 2:55:23 am PDT #4309 of 10000
To every idea a shelf...
Theodosia - Aug 28, 2003 6:11:05 am PDT #4310 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty:
...blanket permission is hereby granted to all and sundry Buffistas to cite the several and scintillating instances of Nutty's wit, non-exclusively, in English, throughout the world. Foreign-language rights may be negotiated at some later date. I do not even charge a fee! It is my gift of goodness to the world.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Aug 28, 2003 6:13:40 am PDT #4311 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Jess P Moon: Does anyone know what the blue ingredients on the Lush website are? The little guide thing says:
"Black: Safe Synthetic Products
Red: Natural Products
Green: Organic Products
...but most of the ingredients are in blue! What does blue mean?
Cass: Made from organic Smurfs?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 28, 2003 7:00:42 am PDT #4312 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Context? We don't need no stinking context!
Nutty in Natter:
Gonorrhea, or stepping on cat toys in the night and shrieking? For me, the latter happens much more often.
Consuela - Aug 28, 2003 8:58:49 am PDT #4313 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Nutty's on a roll. Here she is discussing sanity in fandom (and the lack thereof):
In sum:
Thinks Joss is incredibly cool, and deserves the honorary title of god: OK
Thinks Joss is really a god, and can control the fates of people in Cleveland: Not OK.
Cass - Aug 28, 2003 1:56:45 pm PDT #4314 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
msbelle:
ita can have a bastard child too!!!ita:
runs out to get pregnant
realises she'd have to miss krav
crosses legs
Madrigal Costello - Aug 28, 2003 4:33:28 pm PDT #4315 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
ErikaJ: I have anger sometimes that could send Alanis back to Canada.
Trudy Booth - Aug 28, 2003 5:58:54 pm PDT #4316 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Madrigal Costello: You could claim that you're lisping because of dental injury obtained during the physical defense of a client. I think people would like the idea of someone in the legal business willing to take a punch for someone else.
erinaceous - Aug 29, 2003 4:02:23 am PDT #4317 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
In Music:
StephL: (Nuts. Hec edited to make me look crazy.)
Hec: Editors have the power to make anybody crazy.
note: the last three posts have been by professional editors
Java cat - Aug 29, 2003 3:53:41 pm PDT #4318 of 10000
Not javachik
Must be COMM'd:
KAT PEREZ: Woo. Y'all and the names have been cracking me up. I needed a good laugh after the longest day in history. All future parents should avoid the following names:
Velveeta (This is my friend's real name, on her birth cerificate)
Precious and Pebbles (Twins in my 3rd grade class)
San T. Claus (High school classmate. Don't know what the T stood for, but really, why?)
Tige Juan (Also high school classmate. First name is pronounced "Ty")
My personal favorite is a kid from my aunt's class. She saw the name on her class list and had to ask the mom how she came up with it. The mom said that they hadn't been able to decide on a name, but when they brought the baby home from the hospital, they discovered that the nice hospital people had done it for them. They really liked the name on the birth certificate, so they kept it. The name: Female. They pronounced it feh-MAH-lay.