Jayne ,'Ariel'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jess P Moon: Does anyone know what the blue ingredients on the Lush website are? The little guide thing says:
"Black: Safe Synthetic Products
Red: Natural Products
Green: Organic Products
...but most of the ingredients are in blue! What does blue mean?
Cass: Made from organic Smurfs?
Context? We don't need no stinking context!
Nutty in Natter:
Gonorrhea, or stepping on cat toys in the night and shrieking? For me, the latter happens much more often.
Nutty's on a roll. Here she is discussing sanity in fandom (and the lack thereof):
In sum:
Thinks Joss is incredibly cool, and deserves the honorary title of god: OK
Thinks Joss is really a god, and can control the fates of people in Cleveland: Not OK.
msbelle:
ita can have a bastard child too!!!ita:
runs out to get pregnant
realises she'd have to miss krav
crosses legs
ErikaJ: I have anger sometimes that could send Alanis back to Canada.
Madrigal Costello: You could claim that you're lisping because of dental injury obtained during the physical defense of a client. I think people would like the idea of someone in the legal business willing to take a punch for someone else.
In Music:
StephL: (Nuts. Hec edited to make me look crazy.)
Hec: Editors have the power to make anybody crazy.
note: the last three posts have been by professional editors
Must be COMM'd:
KAT PEREZ: Woo. Y'all and the names have been cracking me up. I needed a good laugh after the longest day in history. All future parents should avoid the following names:
Velveeta (This is my friend's real name, on her birth cerificate)
Precious and Pebbles (Twins in my 3rd grade class)
San T. Claus (High school classmate. Don't know what the T stood for, but really, why?)
Tige Juan (Also high school classmate. First name is pronounced "Ty")
My personal favorite is a kid from my aunt's class. She saw the name on her class list and had to ask the mom how she came up with it. The mom said that they hadn't been able to decide on a name, but when they brought the baby home from the hospital, they discovered that the nice hospital people had done it for them. They really liked the name on the birth certificate, so they kept it. The name: Female. They pronounced it feh-MAH-lay.
-t in Natter, a double-header:
And I am also looking forward to Jake 2.0 and I don't know why. I am weak for nanotechnology, I guess. Just say the word, and I am entranced. Like titanium. I will spend twice as much for anything if it has some titanium on it or in it.
My cats respect my tool-using mammal status because I control the can opener, the doors, the window, and the laser pointer. My dog just thinks I am wicked cool because I let him hang out with me. Both attitudes are pleasant.
Context? We don't need no steenkin context!
deborah grabien, In Bitches 9:
Aimee, I've been married twenty years and he still doesn't do it without a snarled demand.
Somethingsnever chaaaaange...