Me:

What is WITH Lush, anyway? They've been discontinuing stuff like drunken sailors.

Jacqueline: imagines a 17th-18th century island tavernkeeper and his wife shaking their heads and saying, "Ah, inn's right tore up now, aye, but 'tis nothing to the visit of Captain Jack in aught three. Hadn't been ashore in nigh six months, an' 'steeth, but his men went wild. Threw a bath bomb through the Lord Sheriff's window, salt scrubbed all the tavern wenches, tore through Lush and discontinued all the glitter, all the lavender, all the ginger. Never seen nothin' like it afore, never hope to see the like again."

In a discussion of tear-jerking Buffy moments...

Cindy:

Dear Santa (aka Father Christmas),

Please disregard the horribly wrong statements by UTTAD, Matt, and brenda. They really aren't on drugs. It's the heat and the humidity. They love the class protector award scene; they just done had their brains melted.

Love,

The Buffistas

Steph L.: The REAL reason we don't get a season 8 of Buffy? Joss heard what UTTAD, Matt, and brenda said, and he got pissed, took his jump rope, and went home.

Ken Buddha: Also, it made the baby Jesus cry. And write Little House slash. It doesn't get much worse. maybe Smurf/My Little Pony

maybe Smurf/My Little Pony.

Oh God, my eyes! My eyes! Though really, I should have known once I heard about the Lego Porn that those little blue excuses for a children's cartoon were going to start causing trouble.

Natter, but the Two Towers are Barad-dur and orthanc. The whole book is about the journeys to those towers.

RE: The Two Towers DVD....

Astarte: Went out and got mine tonight.

I've watched all the special features, and licked the cover...

Not necessarily in that order.

Nutty:

...blanket permission is hereby granted to all and sundry Buffistas to cite the several and scintillating instances of Nutty's wit, non-exclusively, in English, throughout the world. Foreign-language rights may be negotiated at some later date. I do not even charge a fee! It is my gift of goodness to the world.

Jess P Moon: Does anyone know what the blue ingredients on the Lush website are? The little guide thing says:

"Black: Safe Synthetic Products

Red: Natural Products

Green: Organic Products

...but most of the ingredients are in blue! What does blue mean?

Cass: Made from organic Smurfs?

Context? We don't need no stinking context!

Nutty in Natter:

Gonorrhea, or stepping on cat toys in the night and shrieking? For me, the latter happens much more often.

Nutty's on a roll. Here she is discussing sanity in fandom (and the lack thereof):

In sum:
Thinks Joss is incredibly cool, and deserves the honorary title of god: OK
Thinks Joss is really a god, and can control the fates of people in Cleveland: Not OK.