Spike: We got a history, him and me. Fred: What? Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call battle of wills and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole-- Fred: My God you're so full of crap. Spike: Yeah. Okay.

'Unleashed'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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scrappy - Aug 25, 2003 9:06:19 am PDT #4285 of 10000
Nobody

Lovely lovely JZ in Natter:

The other major pleasure of the weekend was yesterday afternoon, when two women who'd been housebound with new babies for a few months met up and introduced their now 7-month-old babies to one another. It turns out that if you are small and fat and bald and helpless and surrounded by supercompetent omnipotent giants all day long, there is nothing on the face of the earth that will crack your shit up like coming face to face with another small fat bald helpless person. The babies spent almost an hour staring each other in the face and screaming with delight: one focused entirely on the other and almost bursting out of his skin with joy, and the other, even more entertainingly, every now and then cutting his eyes over to his mom's face with a look of thunderstruck glee, as if to say, "Do you see this? Do you see it? This shit is crazy! It's another fuckin' baby, I shit you not!"


deborah grabien - Aug 25, 2003 11:43:58 am PDT #4286 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I've received backup for COMMing this, and anyway, damnit, it needs COMMing.

Cindy in, I believe, Natter; the context speaks for itself.

I try to cut down on # of posts, and the dingoes ate my meara.


Theodosia - Aug 26, 2003 3:19:26 am PDT #4287 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Perkins:

Mondays are stupid. Can we outlaw them?

NoiseDesign:

Well, but then Tuesdays become the new Monday, and then we have to outlaw them, and then it's Wednesday as the new Monday. Hey, wait a sec, soon we'll have nothing but weekend. Okay, I'm beginning to see the wisdom in this plan.

[edited to properly credit Perkins!]


Cindy - Aug 26, 2003 3:35:54 am PDT #4288 of 10000
Nobody

(context schmontext)

Rayne in Buffista Movies:

(I just realized that I can't refer to Johnny Depp as anything but Johnny Depp. Calling him Johnny would be too strange. It's like Jordan Catalano! Must say the full name!)


juliana - Aug 26, 2003 4:03:40 am PDT #4289 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

On the possible debate between Clark and Cheney, in Natter

deborah grabien:

yes, I did go to college, Mister Vice pResident, Oxford in fact - I also served in - um, I think his mechanical heart just sputtered a bit..."

matt the bruins fan:

I suppose it would be bad form to bring a really big magnet and wave it at your opponent during a debate, eh?


meara - Aug 26, 2003 5:30:18 am PDT #4290 of 10000

And follow up to that:

matt the bruins fan: I suppose it would be bad form to bring a really big magnet and wave it at your opponent during a debate, eh?

Noumenon: "In my [diabolically WRONG] plan, Dick Cheney is beltless!"

Also in Natter, on Wes Clark's bio:

brenda m.: So he's from the Midwest, the South, and the East Coast, plus he's Jewish, Catholic, and Baptist? I'm liking the sound of this. He's like a demographic cluster bomb.


Anne W. - Aug 26, 2003 5:46:12 am PDT #4291 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Jess P. in Natter, about the possibility of Dean/Clark:

There just has to be a better way to denote running mates. Any phrase that includes a "/Clark" is never going to look like it's about politics to me.


Jessica - Aug 26, 2003 6:39:48 am PDT #4292 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Madrigal (who else?)

I'm always worried that someone will mistake an email for spam, so I'm tempted to use subject lines like, "I think the current size of your breasts/penis is fine."


Lee - Aug 26, 2003 7:19:34 am PDT #4293 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Theodosia, I was the Some Buffista you mentioned above.


Astarte - Aug 26, 2003 11:26:36 am PDT #4294 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Deb, cracking my shit up...

I'm still, after all these years, trying to wrap my head around an American university called "no-ter Dame", long A. Huh? You spell it the same as the cathedral which, trust me, aint pronounced that way.

And I keep envisioning that Dame in question in the high heavens, peering down at the school and shaking her fist and yelling "IDIOTS!"