Perkins:
Mondays are stupid. Can we outlaw them?
NoiseDesign:
Well, but then Tuesdays become the new Monday, and then we have to outlaw them, and then it's Wednesday as the new Monday. Hey, wait a sec, soon we'll have nothing but weekend. Okay, I'm beginning to see the wisdom in this plan.
[edited to properly credit Perkins!]
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Rayne
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Buffista Movies:
(I just realized that I can't refer to Johnny Depp as anything but Johnny Depp. Calling him Johnny would be too strange. It's like Jordan Catalano! Must say the full name!)
On the possible debate between Clark and Cheney, in Natter
deborah grabien:
yes, I did go to college, Mister Vice pResident, Oxford in fact - I also served in - um, I think his mechanical heart just sputtered a bit..."
matt the bruins fan:
I suppose it would be bad form to bring a really big magnet and wave it at your opponent during a debate, eh?
And follow up to that:
matt the bruins fan: I suppose it would be bad form to bring a really big magnet and wave it at your opponent during a debate, eh?
Noumenon: "In my [diabolically WRONG] plan, Dick Cheney is beltless!"
Also in Natter, on Wes Clark's bio:
brenda m.: So he's from the Midwest, the South, and the East Coast, plus he's Jewish, Catholic, and Baptist? I'm liking the sound of this. He's like a demographic cluster bomb.
Jess P. in Natter, about the possibility of Dean/Clark:
There just has to be a better way to denote running mates. Any phrase that includes a "/Clark" is never going to look like it's about politics to me.
Theodosia, I was the Some Buffista you mentioned above.
Deb, cracking my shit up...
I'm still, after all these years, trying to wrap my head around an American university called "no-ter Dame", long A. Huh? You spell it the same as the cathedral which, trust me, aint pronounced that way.
And I keep envisioning that Dame in question in the high heavens, peering down at the school and shaking her fist and yelling "IDIOTS!"
It has been corrected, Perkins!