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Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

Mal ,'Serenity'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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meara - Aug 26, 2003 5:30:18 am PDT #4290 of 10000

And follow up to that:

matt the bruins fan: I suppose it would be bad form to bring a really big magnet and wave it at your opponent during a debate, eh?

Noumenon: "In my [diabolically WRONG] plan, Dick Cheney is beltless!"

Also in Natter, on Wes Clark's bio:

brenda m.: So he's from the Midwest, the South, and the East Coast, plus he's Jewish, Catholic, and Baptist? I'm liking the sound of this. He's like a demographic cluster bomb.

Anne W. - Aug 26, 2003 5:46:12 am PDT #4291 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Jess P. in Natter, about the possibility of Dean/Clark:

There just has to be a better way to denote running mates. Any phrase that includes a "/Clark" is never going to look like it's about politics to me.

Jessica - Aug 26, 2003 6:39:48 am PDT #4292 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Madrigal (who else?)

I'm always worried that someone will mistake an email for spam, so I'm tempted to use subject lines like, "I think the current size of your breasts/penis is fine."

Lee - Aug 26, 2003 7:19:34 am PDT #4293 of 10000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Theodosia, I was the Some Buffista you mentioned above.

Astarte - Aug 26, 2003 11:26:36 am PDT #4294 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Deb, cracking my shit up...

I'm still, after all these years, trying to wrap my head around an American university called "no-ter Dame", long A. Huh? You spell it the same as the cathedral which, trust me, aint pronounced that way.

And I keep envisioning that Dame in question in the high heavens, peering down at the school and shaking her fist and yelling "IDIOTS!"

Theodosia - Aug 26, 2003 3:31:39 pm PDT #4295 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It has been corrected, Perkins!

Sophia Brooks - Aug 26, 2003 4:50:34 pm PDT #4296 of 10000

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Buffista I have forgotten: Keanu. Playing Constantine.

Steph: Whoa.

Trudy Booth - Aug 26, 2003 5:29:04 pm PDT #4297 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Katie M: When I was little, I spent half a year refusing to acknowledge the existence of the letter w. I could see damn well that it was an upside-down m, and no one was going to fool me with that one.

It's actually an entry in my baby book: "Katie acknowledges existence of w!!"

Jon B. - Aug 26, 2003 6:44:28 pm PDT #4298 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"Buffista I have forgotten" = Victor Infante.

victor infante - Aug 26, 2003 8:49:26 pm PDT #4299 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

"Buffista I have forgotten" = Victor Infante.

Yeah. And my next words were, "kill me."

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