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Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Java cat - Aug 19, 2003 12:42:52 pm PDT #4246 of 10000

Not javachik

Lit (Steph is on a roll):

Steph: I am terrible at synopsizing books and movies. Just terrible. Thank God for Amazon.com. (Except in F2F conversations, of course, in which I think I once gave someone the impression that Return of the Jedi was a documentary about bears.)

Wolfram - Aug 19, 2003 1:56:35 pm PDT #4247 of 10000

Visilurking

In Firefly:

BHP: I have decided that leaving Firefly in the Tivo Season Pass is like leaving a candle in the window, or setting a chair for Elijah. One of these days the place will be filled.

ita: That's such a coincidence. I have made a bed for Orlando.

Consuela - Aug 19, 2003 2:49:46 pm PDT #4248 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Java Cat lamenting her status in the When Come Back Bring Tape thread:

If I had a DVD player. It's true, I'm not really a Buffista: I don't know how to program anything (besides my VCR); I'm not an early adapter of technology and don't have a cell phone, DVD player, or Tivo; I don't read or write fan fic (and never heard of it before coming here); have never read any comic books beyond the Archie & Caspar comics in my orthodontist's office grades 5-10; and I've never dared to read on my work computer any of the porn that's apparently being written by True Buffistas on a daily basis.

Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2003 5:33:05 pm PDT #4249 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sean K: Now giggling madly at the idea of Tep playing Glorificus instead of CK.

Now giggling madly at the idea of Christian Kane playing Glorificus in drag.

Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2003 5:35:37 pm PDT #4250 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Are you saying that Christian and Teppy are somehow connected?

Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2003 5:39:41 pm PDT #4251 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Is everybody here very stoned?!?!?!?

Steph L. - Aug 19, 2003 5:56:00 pm PDT #4252 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Are you saying that Christian and Teppy are somehow connected?

Lord, I wish!

Lee - Aug 19, 2003 6:04:38 pm PDT #4253 of 10000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

From Firefly Spoilers, but non-spoilery.

Nutty:

If Laurence Fishburne plays a reaver, what does that make Keanu?

Matt the Bruins Fan:

Very short-lived, one would hope.

Fay - Aug 20, 2003 3:28:26 am PDT #4254 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Quester's current tag:

Should I be worried that I think Samurai Jack is kinda hot?

Because I think so too.

Kat - Aug 20, 2003 8:23:31 am PDT #4255 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Burrell In Lightbulb:

ita wore pink? Oh dear. Either msbelle is wearing black, or there is a serious imbalance in the universe. If we don't act quick, the FC (the First Chartreuse) will take advantage of this rift and try to take over the world.

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