Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Fay - Aug 20, 2003 3:28:26 am PDT #4254 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Quester's current tag:

Should I be worried that I think Samurai Jack is kinda hot?

Because I think so too.


Kat - Aug 20, 2003 8:23:31 am PDT #4255 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Burrell In Lightbulb:

ita wore pink? Oh dear. Either msbelle is wearing black, or there is a serious imbalance in the universe. If we don't act quick, the FC (the First Chartreuse) will take advantage of this rift and try to take over the world.


Theodosia - Aug 20, 2003 11:56:21 am PDT #4256 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Kat:

Why are polka dots called "polka dots" and not just dots? Is there an inherent connection I'm missing?


Nora Deirdre - Aug 20, 2003 12:26:43 pm PDT #4257 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

erikaj, in Bitches:

In more random me news, when I was checking out some DVD guy's half. com feedback the other day one satisfied customer wrote "If we were in prison together, I'd protect you in the shower." Like I get it, but I don't. Are we really supposed to shock with fb? WhatEVer.

Dude, it's videos. He did not take a bullet in Da Nang. And, ew.


Elena - Aug 20, 2003 5:13:22 pm PDT #4258 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Dana in Quotable.

Fine. Clearly, I have to vote for penis.


Trudy Booth - Aug 20, 2003 5:54:50 pm PDT #4259 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Oh, and I'm official Gimp White Trash, having tied my footpedal on with old nylons...next I'll have a chair up on blocks in the yard.


Trudy Booth - Aug 20, 2003 7:04:04 pm PDT #4260 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

making me giggle and whistful simultaneously...

Katie M: I'm running out of mobile great-aunts, though. Just when I was finally reaching a point when I could tell them apart.


Connie Neil - Aug 20, 2003 8:31:38 pm PDT #4261 of 10000
brillig

utterly nattery, but, hey, I'm just a poor wayfaring stranger around here anymore

erikaj: Oh, and I'm official Gimp White Trash, having tied my footpedal on with old nylons...next I'll have a chair up on blocks in the yard.

My husband would like to warn erika not to try the blocks trick in our town, as he spotted a tow truck today with a chair on its hook. No mercy on the illegally parked, no, sir.


erinaceous - Aug 21, 2003 12:32:15 pm PDT #4262 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Madrigal in Natter:

I tend to have such bad luck with haircuts that I don't specifically try for good ones, I just put it out to the universe I'm looking to lose some of it, and eventually someone comes along with a pair of scissors. And sometimes they cut my hair.


Elena - Aug 21, 2003 1:30:26 pm PDT #4263 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

In Dude.

Allyson: What's Gollum's problem?

DX: He spent five hundred years with a ring that was sucking his soul. And it wasn't even a wedding band.