Java Cat lamenting her status in the When Come Back Bring Tape thread:
If I had a DVD player. It's true, I'm not really a Buffista: I don't know how to program anything (besides my VCR); I'm not an early adapter of technology and don't have a cell phone, DVD player, or Tivo; I don't read or write fan fic (and never heard of it before coming here); have never read any comic books beyond the Archie & Caspar comics in my orthodontist's office grades 5-10; and I've never dared to read on my work computer any of the porn that's apparently being written by True Buffistas on a daily basis.