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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Jul 26, 2003 5:37:57 am PDT #4072 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

About the new two most recent Star Wars films:

Jess PMoon:.

Weren't all the characters named by a 3 year-old?

hayden:

I had assumed so. And that a 3-yr-old came up with the plots and characterizations. I figured that the actors were directed by Deep Blue, though, hot off of his win over Kasparov.

Sean K:

What on Earth do you find childlike about the name Count Dooku? Jar-Jar? Watto? Shmi? Sebulba? Naboo? Mace Windu?

Honestly, Jess...

Jess PMoon:

Mostly the choice and arrangement of the letters, Sean. Why?

Theodosia - Jul 26, 2003 5:46:59 am PDT #4073 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

kat perez, discussing favorite/unfavorite seasons:

See, the only thing I might have liked to have seen from S4 Angel was BRSD, cause evil and platform shoes truly are a match made in heaven.

sj - Jul 26, 2003 10:05:17 am PDT #4074 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jesse in Natter:

Bizarre fake marriages don't last like they used to.

Theodosia - Jul 26, 2003 6:17:07 pm PDT #4075 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Fay:

Consider my kinsey not so much skewed as flat on its back with its knees akimbo.

Cass - Jul 26, 2003 7:10:19 pm PDT #4076 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Fay: Consider my kinsey not so much skewed as flat on its back with its knees akimbo.

Well didja *see* the pictures?????

Fay - Jul 27, 2003 11:07:49 am PDT #4077 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Nou in Satre:

I used to enjoy political metaphors, but they've been ruined for me by all the badfic.

"Wielding his enormous poll [sic], he quickly began to stuff her ballot box..."

Y'know?

§ ita § - Jul 27, 2003 11:11:25 am PDT #4078 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Erika in Bitches, on H:LOTS and reality:

Life is my Adena Watson case.

deborah grabien - Jul 27, 2003 11:15:20 am PDT #4079 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

ita, damnation! Got here first.

DXMachina - Jul 27, 2003 11:16:20 am PDT #4080 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Some apropos oldies but goodies from the Buffy 3 thread at TT:

Tom W:

Remember, spoilers don't spoil people, people spoil people. Or something.

And then there was this:

Tom W - 10:36 am PST - May 9, 2000 - #3526 of 10021
"There is no emoticon to express how I feel"

I think part of the trouble is that we cover a wide variety of things with the single term 'spoiler'. From short episode summaries, through particular plot points to line for line transcripts.
For example (entirely fictional):

(i) (TV Guide Summary). "Buffy and the gang fight a Jello(tm) monster."
(ii) (more detail) "Willow's dessert-enhancing spell goes awry and Sunnydale is menaced by a terrifying Jello(tm) monster."
(iii) (particular plot point) "In tonight's episode Giles is slowly digested by a gelatinous cube. The special effects are particularly good and gross."
(iv) (vague pointers) "Significant cast changes are afoot after tonight's encounter with a malevolent instant pudding."
(v) (line for line) "Xander: And we're reconsidering Jello's status as a 'fun' dessert. Buffy: Kiss me, you fool."

We need a standardized ratings system for spoilers, and little icons to go next to them. And a puppy.

Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2003 12:24:34 pm PDT #4081 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Puppy!

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high plains grifter:

An ice-cold shower
I was brave
Wishing Shawn
Barma while I shave

Barma shave

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