kat perez, discussing favorite/unfavorite seasons:
See, the only thing I might have liked to have seen from S4 Angel was BRSD, cause evil and platform shoes truly are a match made in heaven.
Mal ,'War Stories'
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kat perez, discussing favorite/unfavorite seasons:
See, the only thing I might have liked to have seen from S4 Angel was BRSD, cause evil and platform shoes truly are a match made in heaven.
Jesse in Natter:
Bizarre fake marriages don't last like they used to.
Fay:
Consider my kinsey not so much skewed as flat on its back with its knees akimbo.
Fay: Consider my kinsey not so much skewed as flat on its back with its knees akimbo.Well didja *see* the pictures?????
Nou in Satre:
I used to enjoy political metaphors, but they've been ruined for me by all the badfic.
"Wielding his enormous poll [sic], he quickly began to stuff her ballot box..."
Y'know?
Erika in Bitches, on H:LOTS and reality:
Life is my Adena Watson case.
ita, damnation! Got here first.
Some apropos oldies but goodies from the Buffy 3 thread at TT:
Tom W:
Remember, spoilers don't spoil people, people spoil people. Or something.
And then there was this:
Tom W - 10:36 am PST - May 9, 2000 - #3526 of 10021
"There is no emoticon to express how I feel"
I think part of the trouble is that we cover a wide variety of things with the single term 'spoiler'. From short episode summaries, through particular plot points to line for line transcripts.
For example (entirely fictional):
(i) (TV Guide Summary). "Buffy and the gang fight a Jello(tm) monster."
(ii) (more detail) "Willow's dessert-enhancing spell goes awry and Sunnydale is menaced by a terrifying Jello(tm) monster."
(iii) (particular plot point) "In tonight's episode Giles is slowly digested by a gelatinous cube. The special effects are particularly good and gross."
(iv) (vague pointers) "Significant cast changes are afoot after tonight's encounter with a malevolent instant pudding."
(v) (line for line) "Xander: And we're reconsidering Jello's status as a 'fun' dessert. Buffy: Kiss me, you fool."
We need a standardized ratings system for spoilers, and little icons to go next to them. And a puppy.
Puppy!
******
high plains grifter:
An ice-cold shower
I was brave
Wishing Shawn
Barma while I shave
Barma shave
SeanK in Natter, answering the question, "how does she do that?"
So confess, Nilly.... you just have all the post numbers memorised, and use the numbers as little mnemonics to remember who posted them, and what they said?