Fay: Consider my kinsey not so much skewed as flat on its back with its knees akimbo.Well didja *see* the pictures?????
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass - Jul 26, 2003 7:10:19 pm PDT #4076 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Fay - Jul 27, 2003 11:07:49 am PDT #4077 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Nou in Satre:
I used to enjoy political metaphors, but they've been ruined for me by all the badfic.
"Wielding his enormous poll [sic], he quickly began to stuff her ballot box..."
Y'know?
§ ita § - Jul 27, 2003 11:11:25 am PDT #4078 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Erika in Bitches, on H:LOTS and reality:
Life is my Adena Watson case.
deborah grabien - Jul 27, 2003 11:15:20 am PDT #4079 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
ita, damnation! Got here first.
DXMachina - Jul 27, 2003 11:16:20 am PDT #4080 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Some apropos oldies but goodies from the Buffy 3 thread at TT:
Tom W:
Remember, spoilers don't spoil people, people spoil people. Or something.
And then there was this:
Tom W - 10:36 am PST - May 9, 2000 - #3526 of 10021
"There is no emoticon to express how I feel"
I think part of the trouble is that we cover a wide variety of things with the single term 'spoiler'. From short episode summaries, through particular plot points to line for line transcripts.
For example (entirely fictional):
(i) (TV Guide Summary). "Buffy and the gang fight a Jello(tm) monster."
(ii) (more detail) "Willow's dessert-enhancing spell goes awry and Sunnydale is menaced by a terrifying Jello(tm) monster."
(iii) (particular plot point) "In tonight's episode Giles is slowly digested by a gelatinous cube. The special effects are particularly good and gross."
(iv) (vague pointers) "Significant cast changes are afoot after tonight's encounter with a malevolent instant pudding."
(v) (line for line) "Xander: And we're reconsidering Jello's status as a 'fun' dessert. Buffy: Kiss me, you fool."
We need a standardized ratings system for spoilers, and little icons to go next to them. And a puppy.
Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2003 12:24:34 pm PDT #4081 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Puppy!
******
high plains grifter:
An ice-cold shower
I was brave
Wishing Shawn
Barma while I shave
Barma shave
Noumenon - Jul 27, 2003 11:06:00 pm PDT #4082 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
SeanK in Natter, answering the question, "how does she do that?"
So confess, Nilly.... you just have all the post numbers memorised, and use the numbers as little mnemonics to remember who posted them, and what they said?
Katie M - Jul 28, 2003 6:19:19 am PDT #4083 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Liese in BBaBB:
Maybe now would be a good time to provide static archives of all the once-sucked threads so we're not engaging in multiple repetitive suckage.
This is probably the porniest BaBB post I've ever posted.
Katie M - Jul 28, 2003 6:36:51 am PDT #4084 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Natter:
Ellen S.: I would totally watch the whole primary-debate-etc. process if it were done like The Amazing Race.
Jess PMoon: Hee! A Detour is a choice between two tasks. In "smear," candidates must convince the public that their opponents are lower than pond scum. It's an easy task, and candidates will be able to finish quickly, but the backlash may cost them support later in the race. In "shine," candidates must convince the public of their own merits, without referring to their opponents at all. It will take longer, but candidates who complete this task will be able to ride the resulting wave of support all the way to the finish line.
Theodosia - Jul 28, 2003 11:50:46 am PDT #4085 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
JZ, on Pirates of the Caribbean:
Jack is unbelievably fabulous, but I got the very strong feeling that he is more a Jacksexual than anything else: totally, madly (and charmingly) in love with himself. He may dally with the emotions and private parts of various pretty young things of various genders, but his one true love is Jack, and none other shall dislodge his beloved from his heart of hearts. And bless him for it - nobody but himself is good enough for him, really.