Fun With Biology, from Bitches;
Emily: And, uh, hey, those fish that change sex? How do they do that?
Nutty: They save up a lot of money, and then they fly to Thailand for a little operation.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Jul 24, 2003 1:34:07 pm PDT #4049 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Java cat - Jul 24, 2003 6:28:18 pm PDT #4050 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 14:
ita: I keep ambling around Friendster thinking "You're too pretty to need a date. Go away." and "OMG. I'd die of embarassment if knew I wanted you to bone and toss."
high plains grifter: Bone and toss...is that one of the new events in the Highland Games?
ita: Show me your caber and we'll talk, laddie.
Theodosia - Jul 25, 2003 2:04:58 am PDT #4051 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
victor:
On the whole, though, I have no qualms about anyone wanting to date my friends. I mean, most of them are weird, and more than a few are pyromaniacs, but there ARE reasons I'm friends with them.
Cindy - Jul 25, 2003 4:14:46 am PDT #4052 of 10000
Nobody
Fun with Dick and Jane Elena in Bitches 8
See Xander! See Wes! See Shrift writing. See Shrift writing Wes and Xander! See Shrift writing Wes and Xander (if you know what I mean) Write Shrift! Write!
Consuela - Jul 25, 2003 7:41:34 am PDT #4053 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Shrift in Firefly, on her work ethic:
I used to be all Work Ethic Person, giving that 110% effort, blah blah dedication-cakes.Fast forward a few years working in corporate America.
I now slink around at work hiding in the shadows, no longer particularly punctual and only randomly productive. If the boss wants to find me, he has to resort to luring me out of my den with donuts, standing well out of reach, because even middle-management can tell I'm feral. I get even worse when it's time for the home office to send in the goons who'll jump me in the shower again, 'cause I've been shanked so damn much that I've lost count.
I write porn at work now, and am very put out when they interrupt me with these ridiculous requests to fix computers.
Katerina Bee - Jul 25, 2003 8:10:56 am PDT #4054 of 10000
Herding cats for fun
I write porn at work now, and am very put out when they interrupt me with these ridiculous requests to fix computers.
See? Shrift gets important stuff done!
Theodosia - Jul 25, 2003 8:54:27 am PDT #4055 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Aimee:
I like teamwork when it's me telling a bunch of people what to do, my way and when I want it done.
Theodosia - Jul 25, 2003 9:00:39 am PDT #4056 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
scrappy:
At first I was horrified and very very sad that I made you throw up, but I have decided to make it into a positive.
"You say you're so funny you made someone laugh 'til they cried? That's NOTHING. Why, I once made someone..."
Lysana - Jul 25, 2003 9:10:59 am PDT #4057 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Natter on saints:
billytea -
St Teresa of Avila toddled off at the age of about eight in search of Moors to martyr her. They've marked the spot just outside Avila where her uncle caught up with her.calli-
No martyrdom until you turn 16 young lady!
kat perez - Jul 25, 2003 9:15:13 am PDT #4058 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Who knew saints were so funny?
DavidS: I like the really grotesque saints. Like the woman who carried her amputated breasts on a tray. That really made a statement.
billytea: Yeah. "Would you like fries with that?"