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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Consuela - Jul 25, 2003 7:41:34 am PDT #4053 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Shrift in Firefly, on her work ethic:

I used to be all Work Ethic Person, giving that 110% effort, blah blah dedication-cakes.

Fast forward a few years working in corporate America.

I now slink around at work hiding in the shadows, no longer particularly punctual and only randomly productive. If the boss wants to find me, he has to resort to luring me out of my den with donuts, standing well out of reach, because even middle-management can tell I'm feral. I get even worse when it's time for the home office to send in the goons who'll jump me in the shower again, 'cause I've been shanked so damn much that I've lost count.

I write porn at work now, and am very put out when they interrupt me with these ridiculous requests to fix computers.

Katerina Bee - Jul 25, 2003 8:10:56 am PDT #4054 of 10000

Herding cats for fun

I write porn at work now, and am very put out when they interrupt me with these ridiculous requests to fix computers.

See? Shrift gets important stuff done!

Theodosia - Jul 25, 2003 8:54:27 am PDT #4055 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Aimee:

I like teamwork when it's me telling a bunch of people what to do, my way and when I want it done.

Theodosia - Jul 25, 2003 9:00:39 am PDT #4056 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

scrappy:

At first I was horrified and very very sad that I made you throw up, but I have decided to make it into a positive.

"You say you're so funny you made someone laugh 'til they cried? That's NOTHING. Why, I once made someone..."

Lysana - Jul 25, 2003 9:10:59 am PDT #4057 of 10000

Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Natter on saints:

billytea -

St Teresa of Avila toddled off at the age of about eight in search of Moors to martyr her. They've marked the spot just outside Avila where her uncle caught up with her.

calli-

No martyrdom until you turn 16 young lady!

kat perez - Jul 25, 2003 9:15:13 am PDT #4058 of 10000

"We have trust issues." Mylar

Who knew saints were so funny?

DavidS: I like the really grotesque saints. Like the woman who carried her amputated breasts on a tray. That really made a statement.

billytea: Yeah. "Would you like fries with that?"

kat perez - Jul 25, 2003 9:22:24 am PDT #4059 of 10000

"We have trust issues." Mylar

It's "Fun With Religion" Day at Buffistas. From Spoilers, but non-spoilery:

amych: There's a car full o' Kristian Krap that parks in the same lot as me at work -- and one of this person's bumper stickers says "I know the ending - GOD WINS". And every day, I'm like, dude, whitefont!

Glamcookie - Jul 25, 2003 9:23:33 am PDT #4060 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

From Natter:

billytea:

At age 21 she was pronounced dead, but suddenly recovered during her funeral and levitated to the roof of the church (one may be grateful she didn't wait till they got to the cemetery).

DXMachina:

Sounds like somebody got an Urn of Osiris for Christmas...

Katerina Bee - Jul 25, 2003 9:23:48 am PDT #4061 of 10000

Herding cats for fun

No martyrdom until you turn 16 young lady!

But Daaaad, everyone's getting multiple arrow piercings.

Penny B., adding to the funny saints in Natter...

billytea - Jul 25, 2003 9:43:43 am PDT #4062 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Aimee, sharing MM's livejournal musings on Easter:

"Hey guys...I'm back."
"UNDEAD!! KILL IT!!"
"No! Guys...it's me! JC! Son of God? Remember?"
"GET THE TORCHES!"

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