Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Jul 20, 2003 4:05:49 pm PDT #3991 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Hecubus:

Why did I buy my son a joy buzzer? Why? This was not a good idea.


Cindy - Jul 20, 2003 4:21:24 pm PDT #3992 of 10000
Nobody

In Natter 14, talk turn to the California recall ballot/election

Betsy HP:

Furthermore, there's a rumor that Arianna Huffington is considering running in the recall election. Whoo-bloody hoo!

brenda:

Oh, that would be so fabulous if Arianna ran. And if she was one of the only lefties to appear on the ballot, the flood of conservative candidates might drown each other out.

Arianna for governor!

(Now wishing I lived in California.)

Hec:

Arianna for governor!

No fucking way. I don't care how much she repents. She ran Michael Huffington's asstastic campaign as his wife/beard. Why anybody would believe she has any other agenda except to be near power I can't imagine.

Plei:

Went to Africa. Got a soul.

Oldest story in the book.


Jessica - Jul 20, 2003 4:37:52 pm PDT #3993 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Angel Spoilage Lite (casting spoilery):

Burrell: Okay, I have no problems with giving away the casting except that I think they are overselling the Spike factor.

Daniel C. Jensen: Yeah, I think it should be called Angel: The First TV Show for Men.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 20, 2003 5:10:01 pm PDT #3994 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Damn you, wee Cindy! You win again.

I was coming over here to COMM that grumble grumble


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 20, 2003 10:57:06 pm PDT #3995 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Nutty, in FF: R,W+E:

I have read stories where the pairing was irrelevant due to plot choices, where authors have warned that there was no salient pairing. This drives me bananas, because I never warn people that I do not drive a tank. I just show up, not driving a tank, and assume people will clue in and live with it.


Theodosia - Jul 21, 2003 5:59:56 am PDT #3996 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

deborah grabien:

You wouldn't know it by me; I was taught to say precisely what I thought and I always do. My father's take on it was "they're going to try and sit on your because you're a girl, so tell them to piss off and say it loud and say it very clearly, so that there's no possibility of misunderstanding later." So I do, and sometimes I get in trouble, but the nice thing about being raised to be this confident? I stand by what I say, unless I say something really stupid and someone shows me why and how it's stupid. Then I say "wow, I'm a moron, dude, I missed that one entirely."

But I don't do passive aggressive. Generally? Almost completely aggressive. As are most of the women in my family.


Jessica - Jul 21, 2003 6:09:54 am PDT #3997 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ellen S, in Natter:

There a town called "Dream Lover" off the Pennsylvania Turnpike going west. I always wanted to get off, but it said no reentry. To much commitment for me.


msbelle - Jul 21, 2003 6:33:48 am PDT #3998 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Steph in Natter:

And yet it sparked scores of vacation promotional slogans from us: Come vacation in Mianus! Mianus is lovely this time of year! So many people have visited Mianus -- why haven't you? etc.


Dana - Jul 21, 2003 8:41:05 am PDT #3999 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Nutty, in Literary:

Tim Minear -- born too late for the Empire of Tenochtitlan.


Trudy Booth - Jul 21, 2003 8:59:07 am PDT #4000 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Beverly: Horneytown. IJS. Actually, it's no longer an official town, even unincorporated. It's just a crossroads now. But it used to be a town!

High Plains Grifter: And with Bob Dole's little blue pills, it could be a town again!

[AND I get a slut!]