Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.

'Out Of Gas'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Calli - Jul 16, 2003 9:00:59 am PDT #3938 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

By billytea:

But the thought that my desk could spontaneously turn into an echidna? Some days it's the only thing that gets me into the office.


juliana - Jul 16, 2003 9:39:04 am PDT #3939 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

DavidS, in Bitches:

Note to Cashmere's file: Stanky Buccaneers Are Go!


DXMachina - Jul 16, 2003 11:10:45 am PDT #3940 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Tapioca fun in Natter:

Kat:

DO NOT CALL BOBA SNOTLIKE. It's godllike. Plus firmer than what I think snot feels like.

Ms. Havisham:

Boba isn't snotlike. It's like eating tadpoles.

Heh. THis should be a challenge on Fear Factor: taste two drinks and decide which one's pearl tea and which one's tadpoles.


DXMachina - Jul 16, 2003 11:15:35 am PDT #3941 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Can you tell I'm a fan of tapioca...

Calli:

<geek> I keep reading "Boba" and thinking "Boba Fett". It makes the context beautifully surreal. </geek>

amych:

See, I'd drink a drink filled with little tiny bounty hunters with armor and jet packs a lot sooner than I'd drink pearl tea.


Deena - Jul 16, 2003 11:18:17 am PDT #3942 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

and I keep reading pearl tea as pearl necklace, which makes the tea not something I'm particularly interested in drinking.


sj - Jul 16, 2003 12:04:59 pm PDT #3943 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jess PMoon in Bitches:

I'm afraid "too many French fries" is as meaningless a phrase to me as "too many naked Orlando Blooms."


Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2003 12:41:22 pm PDT #3944 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sean K: YOU MUST HAVE ENOUGH CARBS TO KILL A LARGE PONY WITH YOUR BURGER! DO NOT DENY THE CARBS!


Beverly - Jul 16, 2003 12:43:51 pm PDT #3945 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Jilli in Bitches:

Pearl tea will make you sprout tentacles. I'm sure of this. Those aren't tapioca pearls, they're little alien spores. I've seen this movie, it never ends well.


Jon B. - Jul 16, 2003 1:41:44 pm PDT #3946 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I was going to place this in context but.... naaahh....

P.M. Marcontell: I want to see Joss/DeKnight. Has that ever happened?

Katie M: Is Kissinger involved?


erikaj - Jul 16, 2003 1:46:50 pm PDT #3947 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Kat in Natter: Think of the political spectrum. Picture me standing to the left of them with my arms wrapped around a tree wearing a red shirt with Lenin's picture on it.