Willow ,'Lessons'
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Youse guys are funny when you're annoyed
Steph L: I adore MarioKart, and that's pretty much my extent of video game expertise/knowledge. Nobody dies in Mario Kart, not even Luigi, who is annoying enough that he ought to at least get his foot run over or something.
JZ, in Bitches, no context.
Go team lordly chunk!
(Please note that Fred Pete above is talking about the movie Glitter, not actual glitter.)
Madrigal context free
"I'm going to pump my round hairbrush up and down inside your esophagus because you invalidated my interpretation of Leviticus!"
In Literary:
meara: ...they forced us to listen to our principal read [The Giving Tree] over the PA system every year. I think on Arbor Day, or some crazy shit like that
Anne W: That's good. Celebrate Arbor Day by glamorizing the prolonged and systematic destruction of a tree.
amych in Natter:
Harumph. Silly 20 Questions game doesn't feel that echidnas bring joy to people. Obviously, it hasn't met Billytea.
Betsy HP, in Natter:
My fatigues have glitter. And corsets.
Of course, I get shot a lot, but there are always tradeoffs.
Damn, beat me to it!
By billytea:
But the thought that my desk could spontaneously turn into an echidna? Some days it's the only thing that gets me into the office.
DavidS, in Bitches:
Note to Cashmere's file: Stanky Buccaneers Are Go!