They're duelling over Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp in Movies:
P.M.M.: Damn it! HANDS OFF MY BIG GAY PIRATE!!! WE HAVE BUCKLES TO SWASH!
Sue: In Johnny's case that would be buckles to swish.
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They're duelling over Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp in Movies:
P.M.M.: Damn it! HANDS OFF MY BIG GAY PIRATE!!! WE HAVE BUCKLES TO SWASH!
Sue: In Johnny's case that would be buckles to swish.
Mechakrelboyne: Still, it's not a good day. For paintball, or nekkid women. Classic case of combining two good things to get one horrible thing. I like paintball, and I really like nekkid women, but jeez that's one of the more contemptible things I've heard in a while.
Fred Pete: "Eeeewwww" and "It's a free country" can co-exist in the same mind.
Glitter comes to mind.
Calli: But this game, which as was mentioned earlier, gives you points for beating the crap out of people, is apparently perfectly fine with his church.
Billytea: Apparently his church now views the occult as a more significant market competitor than random violence. It's heartening, in its way.
Youse guys are funny when you're annoyed
Steph L: I adore MarioKart, and that's pretty much my extent of video game expertise/knowledge. Nobody dies in Mario Kart, not even Luigi, who is annoying enough that he ought to at least get his foot run over or something.
JZ, in Bitches, no context.
Go team lordly chunk!
(Please note that Fred Pete above is talking about the movie Glitter, not actual glitter.)
Madrigal context free
"I'm going to pump my round hairbrush up and down inside your esophagus because you invalidated my interpretation of Leviticus!"
In Literary:
meara: ...they forced us to listen to our principal read [The Giving Tree] over the PA system every year. I think on Arbor Day, or some crazy shit like that
Anne W: That's good. Celebrate Arbor Day by glamorizing the prolonged and systematic destruction of a tree.
amych in Natter:
Harumph. Silly 20 Questions game doesn't feel that echidnas bring joy to people. Obviously, it hasn't met Billytea.