The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DXMachina - Jul 13, 2003 4:31:38 pm PDT #3913 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

shrift, in Natter:

I love pirates. I was the goofball in the audience loving the gay swashbuckling, and occasionally blurting out things like, "Ooh! Did you see that chain shot splinter the mainmast?"

We at Chez Shrift are generally in favor of things that allow us to ponder grog and the etymology of marooning. When these things also involve Johnny Depp wearing eyeliner and wet Orlando Bloom, we at Chez Shrift will then declare such a thing both Right and Good.


P.M. Marc - Jul 13, 2003 9:56:54 pm PDT #3914 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Apropos of nothing, y'all scare the crap outta me.

t /natter


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 13, 2003 10:58:19 pm PDT #3915 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Emlah, in UnAmerican:

Squeeeeee!!! New Buffy after FIVE FREAKING WEEKS. That requires a large-scale Dance of Joy featuring all Australian Buffy fans, hippos in tutus, cute gymnast boys in glittery hotpants, a llama, the theme from a Summer Place (sung by Jasper from The Simpsons) and a feather boa.


Cindy - Jul 14, 2003 2:01:06 am PDT #3916 of 10000
Nobody

Thanks to Matt the Bruins Fan in Spoilers (but not a spoiler)...

At the End of Days Starfury convention, [they showed] a video from Joss to the fans that featured a spoof Season 5 writer's whiteboard:

“Numfar = Sexy”
“Angel not brooding enough”
“Show not gay enough, more ballet!”
“Hand puppets”
“KILL WESLEY!”


erinaceous - Jul 14, 2003 4:29:58 am PDT #3917 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

In Music:

Katie M. : if someone describes their music as "gypsy jazz" does that actually mean anything? I just saw this band at a festival today that used that descriptor, and it confused me.

Gandalfe: Maybe they steal children and force them to learn to play the trombone?

Sorry for breaking COMM there for a minute. Not that I don't think the entire Music thread is COMMable, but ...


Calli - Jul 14, 2003 4:50:11 am PDT #3918 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

NoiseDesign: Not sure about the Hawaiian shirt thing. I just throw the parties, I don't try to explain them.


juliana - Jul 14, 2003 5:53:29 am PDT #3919 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Raquel, filking in Movies

HoYay, HoYay, Buffista's Life for Me!
We critique, discuss, we natter and snark,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!
We wrod and AIFG and always remark,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!

We exhort and opine, we filk and we COMM,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!
We make up new words with Jossy aplomb,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!

We kindle the passions, we're always forthright,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!
We're best friends to those who post on this site,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're sarcastic knaves,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!
We've got the jobma and hivemind you crave,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!

We're slashy, we're bitchy, we've porny rapport,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!
Aye, these are the traits that Buffistas adore,
Drink up, me hotties, HoYay!


Anne W. - Jul 14, 2003 8:26:29 am PDT #3920 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Raquel once again in Movies:

But it's England. Killing people until you starve to death sounds like a reasonable alternative to eating the food.


Fred Pete - Jul 14, 2003 10:08:36 am PDT #3921 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

billytea on the world 100 million years in the future:

Australia will have crashed into Alaska after some idiot left the keys in the ignition.


Jessica - Jul 14, 2003 1:41:32 pm PDT #3922 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

thessaly, in Buffistechnology:

DXM is a computer god. Bow down before DX in all his might and splendor, for someday you too may find yourself with a wonky hard drive and lo, your data shall be as dust scattered to the four winds and there shall be much weeping, gnashing of teeth, and hurling of objects.

But if your heart is true and your purpose pure, your hard drive may yet be restored. DX leadeth me through the Valley of the Windows Configuration and I shall fear no Blue Screen of Death, for DXM hath told me that my swap file was the problem and he is all-knowing and probably able to wrestle alligators as well. He beateth the Software Gnomes with a Phillips-head screwdriver and it's FG.