NoiseDesign: Not sure about the Hawaiian shirt thing. I just throw the parties, I don't try to explain them.
I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Calli - Jul 14, 2003 4:50:11 am PDT #3918 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
juliana - Jul 14, 2003 5:53:29 am PDT #3919 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Raquel, filking in Movies
HoYay, HoYay, Buffista's Life for Me!
We critique, discuss, we natter and snark,
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We wrod and AIFG and always remark,
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We exhort and opine, we filk and we COMM,
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We make up new words with Jossy aplomb,
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We kindle the passions, we're always forthright,
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We're best friends to those who post on this site,
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We're rascals and scoundrels, we're sarcastic knaves,
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We've got the jobma and hivemind you crave,
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We're slashy, we're bitchy, we've porny rapport,
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Aye, these are the traits that Buffistas adore,
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Anne W. - Jul 14, 2003 8:26:29 am PDT #3920 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Raquel once again in Movies:
But it's England. Killing people until you starve to death sounds like a reasonable alternative to eating the food.
Fred Pete - Jul 14, 2003 10:08:36 am PDT #3921 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
billytea on the world 100 million years in the future:
Australia will have crashed into Alaska after some idiot left the keys in the ignition.
Jessica - Jul 14, 2003 1:41:32 pm PDT #3922 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
thessaly, in Buffistechnology:
DXM is a computer god. Bow down before DX in all his might and splendor, for someday you too may find yourself with a wonky hard drive and lo, your data shall be as dust scattered to the four winds and there shall be much weeping, gnashing of teeth, and hurling of objects.
But if your heart is true and your purpose pure, your hard drive may yet be restored. DX leadeth me through the Valley of the Windows Configuration and I shall fear no Blue Screen of Death, for DXM hath told me that my swap file was the problem and he is all-knowing and probably able to wrestle alligators as well. He beateth the Software Gnomes with a Phillips-head screwdriver and it's FG.
Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2003 6:57:24 pm PDT #3923 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Deena: Kara is dressed for clubbing today. She picked out her pink sweater dress which is now a wee bit short, a pair of knee-high pink tie-dye socks and her ankle length black boots.
Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2003 10:43:37 pm PDT #3924 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kat: I told my kids, "This would never happen if you were at a mostly wealthy white school in the Valley."
"Yeah, Ms. G, it's a conspiracy. They're trying to deny us our education."
"No, it's not, honey. A conspiracy means it was planned in advance. These people can't plan. It's just systemic institutional racism."
Then I taught them these vocabulary words:
systemic racism
plausible deniability
Emlah - Jul 15, 2003 1:23:34 am PDT #3925 of 10000
To every idea a shelf...
In Previously (quoting myself for context)...
Emlah: Quick question... rewatched the Faith arc in Season 1 Angel, and I'm confused. How come Angel could get into that apartment to save Wesley? I'm pretty sure it's stated that the owner is alive in the hospital. Did I miss something really simple? Or do I need to fanwank and move on?
Katie M: The popular fanwanks are a) the owner died or b) Faith living there for three hours made her a resident, and thus her open invitation to Angel earlier in the episode counted as an invitation into the apartment.
Emlah: Hmmm. I think I'll go with b).
RobertH: That must liven up TPTB's day.
"Hey, someone with close ties to vampires just beat someone up severely and is now squatting in his house. How long should I set the doorway timer for?"
"Hang on, let me go get my dice."
Dani - Jul 15, 2003 7:26:34 am PDT #3926 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
They're duelling over Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp in Movies:
P.M.M.: Damn it! HANDS OFF MY BIG GAY PIRATE!!! WE HAVE BUCKLES TO SWASH!
Sue: In Johnny's case that would be buckles to swish.
Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2003 10:03:42 am PDT #3927 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Mechakrelboyne: Still, it's not a good day. For paintball, or nekkid women. Classic case of combining two good things to get one horrible thing. I like paintball, and I really like nekkid women, but jeez that's one of the more contemptible things I've heard in a while.