Bester: Mal. Whaddya need two mechanics for? Mal: I really don't.

'Out Of Gas'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 06, 2003 1:03:17 pm PDT #3865 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And the follow up:

(from Spoilers, whitefonted for the same reasons as statted in the post above)

ita:

Gah! I thought there was going to be clear warning before hard core spoilers!

Allyson:

Woo, sorry ita. I guess it's a good thing I didn't tell ita about the amulet curried picture frame that Lilah t-shirt fabrege egg mop.

It must be frustrating for Joss to have to constantly defend this kind of tightly wound storytelling. It's obvious that some people just don't get that Spike furniture pomegranate. It's just so clear that he's bicycle cupcake Ted Kennedy legume.

People are so fucking stupid to question this kind of stuff. It's not even subtext, it's a fucking anvil pagination Pantone 187.


Anne W. - Jul 06, 2003 2:24:37 pm PDT #3866 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

But... but... you missed Hec's wonderful followup to Allyson's first post!

Angel Season Five: This time it's Duchampian!

I snerked so hard I think I ruptured something.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 06, 2003 3:49:06 pm PDT #3867 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

There was too much. Thank you for rectifying my woeful oversight!


Theodosia - Jul 06, 2003 3:59:57 pm PDT #3868 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Penny B., for the brevity and insight of her review:

Just saw T3. Why would machines want to kill people? What's the point?


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 07, 2003 4:59:08 am PDT #3869 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Bitches:

Fay: I'm not having sex right now! And it's fucking great! Or great not fucking! Or something.

- - -

erika (having used ... in a sentance): I couldn't decide what word I wanted. I haven't gone to Shatner Elocution class or anything.


Jessica - Jul 07, 2003 5:55:11 am PDT #3870 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ellen S, in Bitches:

Also, 'Rock, paper, scissors'? Why does paper beat rock? I could beat the shit out of a piece of paper with a rock. Unless it was a very very small rock.


Trudy Booth - Jul 07, 2003 11:25:56 am PDT #3871 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

EpicTangent in an e-mail to me (I'm just here as set-up):

Me: Long hair girls! DavidS is our short hair evangelist and he is particularly loud, isn't he? You, Elena, Madrigal, Shrift, Dana, Mrs. Havisham, Hil, Allyson, and I all have beloved long hair and ha ha HA! We should pick a day a week and talk about how pretty our long hair is."

Epic T: I kinda like this plan. Although I think the updates will be less exciting:

StephL.: I’m getting my hair cut into a chin-length bob.

DavidS: Sounds foamy…

Me: My hair’s still waist length

Long Silence

JessPMoon: The hairdresser did a cute spiky thing with my hair when she cut it to 1inch long and shaved the back super-short for summer.

DavidS: THUNK

You: I think I’m going to see my stylist in a month and a half. For a trim.

Long Silence...sound of crickets...


erikaj - Jul 07, 2003 11:38:33 am PDT #3872 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH!


Theodosia - Jul 07, 2003 11:39:31 am PDT #3873 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily:

You know, I could never be a warrior. I'm entirely too cynical. Bra'tac would be all "The power comes from within you!" and I'd be all, "Yes, but they have projectile weapons."


deborah grabien - Jul 07, 2003 12:59:22 pm PDT #3874 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

ita in Natter, on a Guilty Pleasures sort of video discussion:

I'm the corner with the Debarge folk. Is there anything more transportingly lyrical than "Rhythm Of The Night?" Plus, Jheri Curl. You can't beat that with a stick. Mostly because the stick will dissolve.